[Reform] Romp and Circumspect

Day 3,105, 12:53 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Evenin’ lads o7,

With a heavy heart I must report our attempt to rig the citizenship committee and flood the eUK with a thunderstorm of expat Reformers has bitterly failed, thwarted by the dangerous PTOer Pannonian Nomad. To add insult to injury, it’s become obvious that ESO have planted various moles into the previously impregnable Reform Club… Things are becoming… serious.

Naturally there are a few tricks of the trade that are denied to lesser parties, such as a mildly irate Wookie armed with a particularly heavy stick now merrily hiding behind the back door. It was with certain surprise the sheer number of UKPP being turned away with a satisfying whack on the head for failing to distinguish that all important R…

Those of you willing to run for Mongress have another 3 days to make the necessary preparation. Standard month, I expect a proper swagger list and an unambitious 14 seat target. Those that can be bothered with manifesto articles an’ the like will be shoved nearer the top.

Much obliged o7,


Appleby