[Presidency] Fateful Events!

Day 1,469, 07:10 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Rico Suave

Citizens of eSouth Africa,

In some seven hours congress will pass a proposition submitted by me making Indonesia our Natural Enemy.



This will mean war! And I'm not talking about the kind of war where our troops and citizens go abroad to fight the enemy on behalf of our allies. This time we run a very real risk of invasion.

Why the hell was this done then? Even a monkey should know better than to provoke a nation 20 times our size?!

We are doing this because we are good allies.
We are doing this to show the world that even though we only number in the hundreds we will stop at nothing to keep the promises we made.
We are doing this for honour!

In other news a proposal for my impeachment was made yesterday.


Not a crook!

It was a fair measure submitted because I had failed in presenting the issue to congress with enough time to debate the issue. In my defence time was of the essence. When these operations are no longer classified I will submit details of my reasons and communications to the Speaker for scrutiny.

Until then I remain your servant, humbly asking each and everyone of you to step up and give everything you've got on the battlefield.

Ons vir Jou!