[P89 4 CP] The Acronym of Democracy
Kaminarinote
Punisher 1389 is, perhaps, the second greatest eCanadian politician of all time. His able administrative skills, quiet demeanour, and ability to speak only when important make him a vital asset to any bureaucracy. So why should you vote this not-so-sloppy second to the first position? Why? Because Punisher 1389 fulfils the Acronym of Democracy, that's why!
P is for Parliament, basically like a congress but for monarchists
U is for unity, what every country needs to succeed
N is for napalm, the sticky fire stuff used in Vietnam
I is for "I will vote for Punisher 1389"
S is for syphilis. I think Hitler had it.
H is for Hierosolyma, another name for Jerusalem
E is for elections, as in the mechanism Punisher will use to become CP
R is for Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse
1 is for the number of votes you get
3 is for 9/11, never forget
8 is for 8Chan, the thinking man's imageboard
9 is for 9/11, seriously: never forget
Punisher 1389 4 CP!
Comments
Lol How did you know about syphilis :0 i guess i talk too much when i'm drunk.
Uh, what do you take and how can I get some?
Mouse bites.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Mouse+bites/funny-gifs/5205434
I'm surprised this didn't get more votes.
I thought it was pretty clever.
i count as 1000 people, really. lol
Good luck 😁
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