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[MoHA] [SuperSexyPPP] Incredible Interview with Sir Jimmy of Herculean Mind Pain

Day 2,751, 09:46 • Published in United Kingdom

• by eUK Home Office

Hello groovy people of the eUK

As a part of our superbly sexually intimidating #Doubleteam interview series, we decided to interview Sir Jimmy Savile! On to the interview which is completely original and we have not copied Pannonian Nomad at all!

After some time of Gali preparing his 'equipment', and Aaron intimidating the ~~victim~~ interviewee into ripe err...scaredness, we were ready...

Gali+Aaron in terrifying and demonic synchronisation-
Pls tell us about Sir Jimmy in eRep

Sir Jimmy-
Umm, i'm PP of ESO and trying to bring it back to life, so far we are doing p good. Im also looking to get into politics

Gali+Aaron-
Who has been most influential to you (in eRep, but rl if you really want)?

Sir Jimmy-
Hard to say, Rodney McKay was at one point. But now it's probably ApronChef

Gali+Aaron-
*Gali has brain problems (perhaps due to the extreme tension amongst the congregation) and tries to get Jimmy to answer a question he hasn't even asked yet*

Gali+Aaron
Pls tell us about ESO

Sir Jimmy
*Is visited by sexually-driven Albanian mafia-men under the codename of 'Asda'*
sorry asda arived
ESO will remain a party which is above the mundane politics which have plagued our country, whilst being below the members from which every party attains their true power. ESO will remain a party dedicated to the interests and progression of its members, not itself.

Gali+Aaron-
What's your favourite TV show?

Sir Jimmy-
Game of Thrones

Gali+Aaron-
WHat's yer favourtie meal?

Sir Jimmy-
*In clear confusion due to the unsettling and sexually provoking looks he was receiving from the duo*
ESO will remain a party which is above the mundane politics which have plagued our country, whilst being below the members from which every party attains their true power. ESO will remain a party dedicated to the interests and progression of its members, not itself.

lasagna*

Gali+Aaron-
Do you like being double-teamed?

Sir Jimmy-
(At this point Sir Jimmy temporarily blacked out and was unable to answer)

Gali+Aaron-
why you shit at Civ V?

Sir Jimmy-
I dont play it offten and AC tells me what to do

Gali+Aaron-
#stillbetterthanaaron
How do you see yourself in the future (erep-wise)?

Sir Jimmy-
I see myself as PP of ESO in the top 5 parties

Gali+Aaron-
Do you like short shorts?

Sir Jimmy-
Only on girls

Are you two in a relationship?

Gali+Aaron-
no comment
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