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[MoHA] Day 2,877 Call To Arms - Informing the Public About The Dangers of Pubic Lice

Day 2,877, 01:21 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Hail Astrid

Hai,

The Ministry of Hail Astrid is the only ministry dedicated to bringing you the most important information you need - information about me.

| Working

Hail Astrid successfully worked for Huey George today, earning 54.45 GBP. I have 16 days left to earn a Hardworker Medal. There was no captcha today.

| Training

Hail Astrid successfully gained 20 strength today, for a total of 2,560 strength. I need another 190 strength points to earn a Super Soldier Medal. I didn't have to fill in the captcha for this, either. I think I am going to purchase a lottery ticket today, as it appears to be my lucky day.

| Pointless shout

Today, I decided to hold a discussion with my 126 friends by bringing up a hypothetical scenario where an individual confesses to his parents about his sexuality, only to prefix it with the contradictory colloquial term "no homo". This paradox will surely bring about much philosophical debate among my peers, and lead to much opportunities for "banter".

| Pointless article