[MoC] The Rebel Rumble

Day 2,516, 20:03 • Published in Ireland USA • by Raven Anarcho


It was 2 years ago...

I'd often heard about the majestic beauty of the Adare Mansion. I was so inspired by the stories, that I journeyed across the Atlantic to see for myself. When I arrived, I was stunned to find that the place had been abandoned years ago. It was given off to Padraig Pearse by the government in a raffle, but when Plato destroyed the real estate industry, it was sold off and abandoned.



It wasn't hard to break in. (If someone needed to do that of course) Unfortunately the place was nearly all but empty. But in the basement, I found the holy grail.



It was located conveniently by the down stairs refrigerator for some reason.
Af first the chest was challenging. So complex that I took a hammer to it. After bashing it in for a few seconds I was able to figure it out. And boy, what a discovery indeed!




A small bottle of mysteriously green booze, with a note attache😛

"Heed my words ye little fool. To see this drink you'd think to drool. But just a drop could drop a man, who could outdrink all throughout the land.

Better not you test the taste, unless you see your life a waste. But prove yourself in a champions ring, and drink your weight of the champion's green.

Signed,
A Madman"

A champions ring...

As an American... that only means one thing...















But surely I alone am not fit to drink the champion's green. There must be others... Yes... Let them all compete...



This will be a tournament lasting 4 weeks, starting on the 21st of this month.

MU COMMANDERS: Please nominate one fighter in Division I for your MU by this Tuesday. If not, one will be chosen at random.

***NOMINATIONS BY MU COMMANDERS ARE TO BE MADE IN THE COMMENTS OF THE TOURNAMENT ARTICLES.***

Prizes and other info will be released later this week.

Thanks for reading, Ireland.

-Irish MoC Team


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