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Disclaimer: For those of you who have not yet seen Mewsnight, or are unfamiliar with it's concept, it is a satirical look at various aspects of eUK politics, albeit with serious undertones. Votes and comments are always welcome - I am open to crticism and open debate (unlike some I might mention). Endorsements are optional, but thank you in advance to any who deem my work worthy of such.

So there you have it. An aberration in voting patterns, imported votes to maintain "King" WIlliam's tenuous grasp on power, or pure electoral fraud? "King" Willy claims to have a legitimate mandate, but a shadow will always be cast over this particular election.

TL😉R? Vote, comment, sub, endorse. Aberration or fraud?

Rubbish, the silent majority just had enough with your PTO ways.

ONWARDS BRITAIN
ONWARDS UKPP

#WEARETHE53%

Prior PPs in the party, those you accuse of PTOing were voted in by the rank and file members of the UKPP. There was never any importing of firends to provide votes,,the use of multis or the bribing of people. The only people who did adopt those tactics were the wrong'uns of the game like Big Ant.

Not sure how you can classify those who disagree with King Willy as being PTOers. Most of us have been in UKPP a long time and have worked hard for the party and built up the general respect.. It is interesting that you would not ocnsider someone who suddently joins the party and then the next month goes for PP with the general mantra of "Vote for me or you will be a traitor" as being more of a PTO risk as all of King Willy's tactics are classic Party PTO tactics.

Bollocks, you're an UKRP spai spreading propaganda

ONWARDS BRITAIN
ONWARDS UKPP

2 months TY

How can I be a PTOer of my own party, the only party I've been in since my ebirth? O_o

silence spai, I'm immune to your logic and common sense

And my point is made 😉

The rightful King William the Restraining Order does not care about your points, he cares about points of the silent majority!

At least he's on track to win one election fairly, and further, legitimise his claim to royalty. Wonder if soon-to-be Queen Willy has picked out a dress for his upcoming nuptials yet?

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Wedding dresses are hard to find when the clothing companies are PTOd by the evil UKRP spais who forced the silent majority of the wedding dress makers to not make dresses for chubby male PTOers, but rest assured, the rightful king Willjay shall look fabulous

He's joking.. .-.

I'm sure soon-to-be-Queen Willy will be able to find something suitable and fashionable at one of those plus-size online places like SimplyBe (ah, the joys of Channel 5's adverts during the crappy afternoon movies).

then it is settled!

ONWARDS SIMPLYBE
ONWARDS CHANNEL 5

Amusing as per usual. Keep them coming

lordlondon4pp #bringbacklordlondon

You've clearly had too much to drink. I am cutting you off.

I had to, he has died again...the pain, the sadness 🙁

Aw, I'll miss him.

Wait. What am I saying? No I won't. Time to break open the Blue Nun to celebrate!

Its like politics and cats. What a brilliant coalition.

As always Glorious

Peter Snowy has such lovely blue eyes.

And was such a pain in the backside to crop. My photoshopping skills need moar work...

Half the pictures say: "Mewsnig"

Blame Peter Snowy for sitting in the wrong place.

ONWARDS BRITAIN
ONWARDS UKRP

The Iron Throne is mine by right.

All others are usurpers.

Don't worry, Willy, you'll be royalty in a few days. Picked out your dress yet?

Pauly - you are truly and wonderfully MAD!


It is unbelievable that any real eUK citizen would vote for suchan obviously plastic imposter such as 'King Willy'