[MDP] Merc Fund Update

Day 1,862, 03:49 Published in Canada Canada by Rylde


The Military Dictatorship funded program to arm Mercs for Canada's defense.

Another merc fund update for you here today on christmas day. War stops for no holiday and neither does the countries defense. Some in the country don't feel eCanada is worth fighting for anymore and that days of long ago are better to rememeber.

The key is to remember the good days with the bad or in my case drink alot of beer so even the bad days were good. Until the next day when it then became bad. But then you could sleep till it was kinda good and still kinda bad and then hit the liquor store and then they were good again. After that repeat the process and before you know it your broke. Then depending on if u had a wife for the night you were feeling good or bad.

Like the MDP Merc Fund is now......Broke, feelin bad with no woman

No mismanagement or lack of donations last week. Basically Plato F***ed us. His crazy white man deal made the world go nuts just in time for our little war with UK and then our attempted defense of Portugal. Supplies were used small fortunes spent and we gave it our all . Both in teh merc fund and the private suppliers of MDP.

For all the flack MDP takes you wouldn't believe how much activity, effort and personal funds we put into this nations defense.



The Merc program currently has in stock 400 Q7 tanks.

As we can all see by the ads from Plato are good buddie who drinks more firewater than I do btw there's crazy good deals up.

If you are a gold buyer I highly recommend you find a trustworthy gold pack trade buddy. I traded gold packs with Zappie and I got 720 gold for the one pack. Good deal as I said if your a gold buyer.

I will also say as a so called 3 month nobody Zappie that crazy Bast**D just put in a 8 hr session of supplying his own tanks to help fight for NFL. This isn't the first time and it won't be the last I'm sure. I was kinda mildly insulted myself by Jacobi's comment just cause I know the tireless effort the guys puttin in.

Glad I'm teaching him all my dirty native ploys of supplying mercs so when I kick the bucket from alcohol poisoning there's a suitable replacement.

As I've been gifted with good fortune I will once again match all donations to the merc fund in an attempt to restock the used supplies. Many out there might not like MDP as a party or the sharp edges of its membership but there's one thing you can't deny is we get S###t done in military matters.

Brought to you by 9 kokanee beer and the fact that this year I don't get to open presents till 2pm x-mas day when my brat comes over.

Merry Christmas all and enjoy the clothes your all so excited to get.