[MDP] Its all about marketing
Rylde
The Military Dictatorship party is always looking to add new blood to its membership be you active or a 2 clicker. As a member of MDP what can you expect?
To have the party use and abuse you and squeeze out every ounce of worth you have. Many will see this or try to say this is a bad thing. I disagree.
As a party our anti freedom use and abuse style to get you to become all we'll let you has made MDP one of the strongest parties in Canada. Were bolstered by having groomed some of the most active players in the country. We also have the most active players in the country.
MDP does not believe in playing nice. We prefer our rigid dog eat dog leadership style. Only the strongest of character carry on with our thinning of the herd party politics. If you survive you will be a strong fit player with a backbone.
You'll have new political skills such as
-Knowing when to tell someone to F*** off
-Embarassing or ignoring the opposition
-Telling people how it is in a transparent manner
-Knowing when to shut up and follow orders
What else does MDP have to offer?
We plan on turning you into a drone yes man until you have learned the ropes. If you show promise, activity and ingenuity to take yourself to the next level of MDP the skies the limit. Even then no promises you might be a yes man for life.
You'll have access to our strategic voting team which is the largest and most active in the country. We use this to elect congressman. It is also not elitist as we give rookies who show signs of wanting more an equal chance in govt. Maybe not as equals all the time but thats a Dictatorship for ya.
Don't like it, don't join.
Military Unit
The Military Dictatorship operates one of the smallest heavy hitting units in the country if Politics isn't your thing. Daily we are in the top 5 military units in the country with our 50 man membership. We offer the best supplies in the country and as an added bonus. Your led into battle by me.
Last and not least MDP members have the most fun whether it be through organizing for battles, harrassing our opposition or just plain old drunkeness we are the elite party in Canada.
We are always walking the Line of Morals which i believe gives us more flexibility and options for entertainment. Who really wants limitations and rules on a browser game.
We are not the nicest group of individuals
We are not intrested in making friends with everyone in the country.
We are not intrested in weak individuals
I'm here for power and to have fun and i'll be damned if you don't get a taste of both.
Rylde founder of MDP
Current Dictator
of Canada
Comments
LoL at marketing Dictatorship...sadly sex does sell....
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See Rylde, I voted it .... Please don't put me back in my cage I'll be good
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More fun than a cardboard box!
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Do you do everything around here? 😛
Probably the most honest and accurate description of the MDP.
"MDP does not believe in playing nice. We prefer our rigid dog eat dog leadership style." - It's what Canada needs to stand up for ourselves
FOR THE EMPIRE!
Join us.
We are One.
Join us.
In Rylde we Trust.
For we are One
Join us.
One mind. One motion.
Join us.
For Unity, Glory, and Power.
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Come to the dark side we have cookies..... 😃
Everyone's side has cookies...
Another Rl pic of rylde!
All Hail Rylde, all hail eCult!
Most amazing article.
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This article makes a compelling argument. I am almost converted.
Aren't I a "nice" one in MDP? oh wait, I still have an edge...
MDP- the party that held power for the shortest amount of time in eCanadian history.
Why you ask?
because of arrogance,
This will be what will be written in the wiki in 6 months
Mary Chan.....you being in there is like watching the sweetest girl in your neighbourhood suddenly join a biker gang.
😁^I don't agree with much the snow man say's, but he hit the nail on the head there.
You haven't seen her in our IRC.
Pure Dominatrix.