[M&N][English] A letter to eSerbia
Lagos Baunty
Dear eSerbia:
I would like to say "thank you" if you read this letter and doesn't consider it's wasting your time or bothering you. I am just a citizen from eROC (eTaiwan), which is the country you're going to attack maybe just tomorrow. Although I am not even a member of the government that could represnt my country, but I would like to say something no matter those words work or not.
In the end of Day 1337, a surprising NEWS came to almost all of the residents in eROC. As it continuing, the NE law proposals for my country was already accepted by the most of congress members in eSerbia. But in this case, we're just wondering why?
Being the biggest country in the eWorld, which also has the most powerful alliances (ONE, involved those countries which Rank 1-5), eSerbia is unbeatable and invincible. However, eROC is just a small country near eChina and on the intersection in the Pacific. We are not a threat to eSerbia and always peaceful to everyone who trying to help us. Moreover, eROC does not belong to any union nowadays, and even not in your list from past to now.
We're sincerely requesting eSerbia not to against us, since eROC is not a sweat cake but a tasteless soup. You will not get any glory or delight once you beat us, the only thing you'll get is that other countries will look down on you and consider eSerbia as a bully.
Just let young fishes go when you're fishing !!!
Hua's Love, aka the editor of Mewbie & Newbie, Newbie
Comments
V
不知道會有什麼反應
V
先V再說
V
V 我想應該不會理吧...
V
这封信太soft了,暴塞明明就是要给这些弱小国家一个教训嘛
V應該會忽略吧~他們應該是打爽的...
文情並茂,V。
V
V
V
v 被忽略。
v
勝利的v (打
V
文筆很好~但他有理你嗎????
希望不要把他惹毛......
不過就算打過來
我們台灣也不是好惹的!!!
V
Stop crying! Get on the battlefield and fight... if you are man enough! Or just cry like little girls!
Fight for freedom
Taiwanese people.
Haven't you been a bully to us too?
Wow~ Weak warriors are here !
Sorry about that I don't have any "shit" for you guys~
"Get on the battlefield and fight ?"
How could a guy who put face on ONE's ass said so...
Just be quiet, and keep sucking your sulcus posterior
and then... GET OUT OF HERE!!!