[IW PP] Satire! Contest! 200Q7 Tanks! 10 Gold!

Day 2,567, 19:37 Published in Canada Canada by Hotelier

This week I will be running a contest for Coalition members exclusively. The person who writes the best satirical article about eCanadian politics (It does not have to exclusively be about the election) shall receive 40Q7 tanks directly from my pocket, an additional 160Q7 tanks and 10 gold. Contest runs until Saturday the 6th at 10pm EST.

Criteria for the contest:

-Must include satire (no name calling unless absolutely hilarious)
-Must include an avocado
-Must spoof an eCanadian figure

Hell, anybody can write a satirical article if you want to.