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Day 2,838, 14:44 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by playerunknown

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Hi.

Scarfar, myself, would like to whisper to you gently into your ear while caressing your nipples, about the glorious next month, providing I win.

Slovenia

I have been told that Aaron Mark Daniels has signed a deal with Slovenia. told that Aaron Mark Daniels has not officially agreed to any deal, however, the deal in its current form will mean that the UK will be left with one region until the congress elections.

This might be a little controversial and maybe be the deciding factor of if I win the elections but I would like to immediately say that this deal if I were to win would be immediately thrown out, and Slovenia will be removed. If a country attacks mine, I do not become their pet. I tell them to fuck off.

I will not make or continue any deal with Slovenia unless it involves Slovenia completely leaving the UK. If they do not, they will be forced to leave. In case it comes to that, a fairly large amount of money for CO has already been obtained.

Canada

Once Slovenia has been removed, our attention will move onto Canada. From my understanding the currently occupied UK regions are to be returned. However, if Canada do not agree to leave our allies Ireland, we shall go after them too.

MoD + MoFA

These two ministries will be working very very closely next month. I want them to be in every single PM together, I want them to both know everything about anything to do with Military and our allies and I want them to know everything about each other (penis size, toe count, in-ie or out-ie etc).

PMs will be made with every single ally of the UK, with both the MoFA, MoD and me. If an ally needs help, I want us to know. If we need help, I want our allies to know. I don't want a month of either no/little communication with all of our allies and MoD picking random battles for orders because we don't know if/where allies need help. So if you're in my MoFA or MoD, be ready to have 2-3 pages of active PMs.

MoFA

Alongside the above, I will expect MoFA to do the normal MoFA stuff of attending meeting and other boring things. Plus, they will be releasing regular updates on stuff going on in the big wide world, such as our allies wars, to ensure you have half a clue as to what is going on.

MoD

Firstly I will be bringing back the Spreadshit orders, because in my opinion, it is much quicker and easier to update orders straight on the gDoc rather than logging into an org and editing an article. Secondly, I will be expecting MoD to update orders at least once day, preferably I would like them updated as soon as any priority battle ends but I guess you can't have everything.

MoD + MoHA

Unlike MoD and MoFA which got like two or three sections the lucky twats, MoHA will have only one job next month, because to be honest, I have no idea what the fuck they are for. So, I would like whoever my MoHA person/people will be to work with MoD to explain and educate eUK'ers on every single aspect of eRepublik War.

The Military module is what this game is mostly about. And from what I've seen half of you don't know what the big red "Fight" button does, so I hope to change that.

Entertainment

Other in some good wars and hopefully interesting articles, I don't feel it is up to the government to force out entertainment and shove it down your throats. So instead, if anyone has some ideas for competition or something, anyone is welcome to contact me about it and providing you aren't trying to scam me, I will give you money for your thing.

People

I know mostly who will be where in my government next month, but if have yet to meet you but you want to be in this government, then contact me with what you can do, and I will see if I can put you somewhere.
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