[HR-MVP] Ekskluziva Sa Srpskim Plemstvom / Exclusive With Serbian Royalty

Day 2,680, 16:35 Published in Croatia Greece by Croatian Foreign Office


Pozdrav svima (Hello everyone),


Zvanična poseta Srbiji je završena i za kraj vam donosimo intervju sa jednim od velikana srpske politike i po njegovim rečima, ,,najimpresivnijeg srpskog igrača i prvog i jedinog srpskog Kralja", BorKana!

Official visit to Serbia is finished and we bring you the interview with one of The Greats of Serbian politics and in his own words "the most impressive Serbian player and the first and only Serbian King", BorKan!



Princ Prestolonaslednik, BorKan, u egzilu u Hrvatskoj.

Crown Prince of Serbia, BorKan, in Croatian exile.




Intervju je rađen na Mordoru, a potom je preveden na engleski.

The interview was done in Mordor and then translated into English.




MORDOR VERSION / MORDOR VERZIJA



Hvala što ste izdvojili vreme za novine MVP Republike Hrvatske.

Pre 6 godina ste postali prvi predsednik Srbije. Da li bi ste mogli ukratko da navedete koji su to kvaliteti koje jedan uspešan predsednik Srbije mora da ima?


Uspešan predsjednik neke države u svijetu može biti skoro svatko, no uspješan predsjednik eSrbije mora imati kvalitete Ninđe, Ramba, Terminatora, Supermena i Aliena da bi opće mogao preživjeti prvi mjesec vladavine. Dalje neznam jer ja nisam preživio taj prvi mjesec. 🙂


Ukratko, kako je Vaš mandat tekao i koji su bili Vaši motivi za preuzimanje i vođenje Srbije?

Mandat mi je protekao tako da sam se morao tuširati varikinom. Jedino je varikina uspjela donekle sprati pljuckanje vjecito nezadovoljne oporbe po mojem liku i djelu. Međutim u mojem mandatu se točno znalo tko su nam neprijatelji, to su bili Ustaše, Turci i Bugari kao što je i red, to mora svako da zna. A vidi danas, redaju se političari i puše turski origano s tuta Bugarima, pa im malo smeta tuta bugar pa odu na cajke kod Turčina, i onda obratno. Ma izdajnici!!!

BorKan sa setom priča o uspostavljanju srpske monarhije u e-detinjstvu.


Da li ste ikada slutili da bi Vaša pobeda mogla da dovete do najezde srbočetnika i tlačenja ustaške nejači u godinama koje su usledile?

Da, ni napušen šamanskim duhanom nisam mogao pretpostaviti da će to dovesti do najezde srbočetnika s... Hrvatske strane...evo još uvijek vladaju tamo, Ronin je CP, ti si MoF-a. hehehe


Ko je veći četnik, Ronin ili ja?

Ronin naravno, ti nisi ni nkv početnik. 🙂


Koji srpski i hrvatski igrač je ostavio najveći utisak na Vas?

Srpski i Hrvatski igrač? Pa to sam prevashodno ja tj. MI, Vaš Kralj BorKan ...ali ako misliš na samo Srpski to je Lipec bez konkurencije, a samo Hrvatski to je isto Lipec jer je RL Hrvat 🙂 ako ne važi da je dvaput on onda Roby Petrić i Kokach.


Kada bi morali da birate između četnikuše, komunistkinje i feministkinje iz mešanog braka, koju bi oženili, koju uzeli za ljubavnicu, a kojoj dali nogu?

Oženio bih onu koja zna kuhat, za ljubavnicu bih uzeo sisatu i guzatu, a komunistkinji bih uvalio nogu.

Dokle god zna da kuva.


Opšte je poznato da je prednost Srbije brojnost. Kako objašnjavate opstanak Hrvatske sve ovo vreme iako ima 3 puta manju igračku zajednicu?

Rat je u Hrvatskom genomu, nikad nije bilo važno koliko je neprijatelj brojniji, važno je jedino pobjediti. To su fino skužili eSrpske vođe pa zadnjih godinu dana imaju NAP s eHrvatima i divno u miru mlate sve diljem planete.


U čemu su Hrvatska i Srbija slične kao države, a u čemu se razlikuju?

Slične su što koriste slova R, S, A u svojim imenima, a različite su u svemu ostalome.


Da li ste očekivali da NAP između dve zemlje toliko dugo traje?

Ne, jer je na obje strane bilo mnogo otpora. Međutim, nisam tada uzeo u obzir da na obje strane ima mnogih kojima su virtualne valute i virtualni goldi više nego vlastita žena i djeca. Zato sad imamo dosadu na kvadrat i pun shout qrčenja koliko je tko energy barova skupio i platio poreza lihvarima na vlasti.


Šta mislite o trenutnoj vlasti u Hrvatskoj i Srbiji i kako objašnjavate tako prisne odnose?

Nemaš tu šta objašnjavat, to je sve ista Vlast. Znaš kako se zove prisnost sam sa sobom? E pa neće se ništa pokrenuti dok se prisnost ne vrati na njegu i nju... doduše trenutno imamo situaciju on i on, teški pederluk.


Koja su po Vama tri najvrednija hrvatska saveznika?

Teško je to svesti na 3 najvrednija. To je promjenjivi izraz, neki najvredniji su otišli u drugi savez, neki su došli k nama. Nebih htio sad izdvajat najvrednije jer bih onda pljunuo na neke tzv. male države koje su s nama od samoga početka igre. Možda njihov dmg nije veliki, ali lojalnost i njihova pomoć je ko Himalaja.


Kada je osnovana jedinica, Mustaše, čiji ste član i jel ona rezervisana samo za osobe sa brkovima?

Vojna jedinica MUSTASHE osnovana je na Dan zaljubljenih tj. Valentinovo. Brkovi su, naravno, obavezni za muške članove. Žene se primaju samo uz dokaz izrazite dlakavosti pojedinih djelova tijela i dosad su to već njih 3 dokazale.


Kada je započet trend sa lobanjama na hrvatskim avatarima, čemu one i šta simbolizuju?

Trend je započeo u v1 osvojivši glavnu nagradu za dizajn. Lubanje su origigi od jedne satnije francuske legije stranaca u kojoj su neki od nas bili na čelu s inicijatorima Moqwaii-em i Pantelijom. Oni iz v1 će se sjećati te dvojice legendi. I dan danas su najpoznatiji i najupečatnljiviji avatar na cijelom eRepu.

BorKan i Mustashe trend setter-i.


Omiljeni srpski film?

Mrtav-Ladan


Da li Vas je ova igra ičemu naučila?

Ama baš ničemu korisnom, a nemaš toliko mjesta u novinama da počnem nabrajati što me beskorisno naučila.


Da li bi za kraj želeli da poručite nešto građankama i građanima Republike Srbije?

Poručujem kilo palenku i sifon sodu na moj račun!!!


Hvala na ovom intervjuu.


ENGLESKA VERZIJA / ENGLISH VERSION



Thank You for doing this interview for the Croatian MoFA Newspaper.

Six years ago, You became the first President of Serbia. In short, what qualities does one need to have to be a successful Serbian President?


A successful President of any country can be almost everyone but a successful President of Serbia has to have the qualities of ninja, Rambo, Terminator, Superman and Alien in order to just survive the first month of power. I don't know more than that since I didn't survive my first month. 🙂


What did Your mandate consist of and what were Your motives for taking over and governing Serbia?

My mandate consisted of me showering in bleach. Only bleach managed to partly remove all the spit from the always disgruntled opposition. However, during my term, everyone had known exactly who were our enemies. Those were Ustashas, Turks and Bulgarians, as they should be and as everyone needs to know. And look today, politicians are lined up and taking turns, smoking turkish origano with tuta Bulgarians. Then they suddenly don't like tuta Bulgar and end up on a turbofolk turkish party and vice versa. Traitors!!!

BorKan talking with melancholy about the establishment of Serbian monarchy in his e-youth.


Had you ever suspected that Your win would lead to eRepublik being overrun by serbo-chetniks and continual oppression of ustashi weaklings in years to come?

Not even fully stoned on shaman weed could I suppose that it will lead to the swarm of serb-chetniks from... the Croatian side. They are still in power, Ronin is CP and you are MoFA. hehehe


Who's bigger chetnik, Ronin or myself?

Ronin of course. You're not even a noob. 🙂


Which Serbian and Croatian player left the biggest impression on you?

Serbian and Croatian player? That's primarily me, or should I say Your King BorKan... but if you're talking about Serbian only then it's without a doubt Lipec, only Croat, Lipec again because he's a Croat in real life. 🙂 If he doesn't count as a double pick, then Roby Petrić and Kokach.


When you'd have to choose between a chetnik, communist and feminist girl from a mixed marriage, which one would you marry, which one would be your mistress and which one would you dump?

I'd marry the one that knows how to cook, mistress would be the one with big t*ts and a** and I'd dump the communist one.

As long as she knows how to cook.


It's well known that the advantage od Serbia is the abundance of players and shier numbers. How do you explain that Croatia has managed to survive all this time with a three times smaller community?

War is in the Croatian genome. It's never been important how massive is the enemy. It's only important to win. Serbian leaders figured that one out nicely so they have NAP with Croats for almost a year. This enabled them to be at peace while trashing everyone across the globe.


What are the similarities and differences between Croatia and Serbia, as countries?

They are similar because they have R, I and A in their names and different in everything else.


Did you expect the NAP between the two countries to last so long?

No, because there was a lot of opposition on both sides. However, back then I didn't take into account that there are people on both sides who'd sell their own children and wife for virtual currency. That's why we have ultimate borefest now and feed full of e-peen boasting who has more energy bars and how much taxes was paid to usurers in power.


What do you think about current governments in Croatia and Serbia and how do you explain such intimate relations?

There's nothing to explain, that's all one same Authority. Do you know the name for being intimate with yourself? Nothing will change until the intimacy returns to "him" and "her"... Right now we have a situation of "him" and "him", hardcore fa*g***y.


Which three allies of Croatia would you say are the most valuable?

It's hard to say. Things change all the time, some most valuable ones went to the other alliance while the other came to us. I wouldn't point out the most valuable ones now because I'd spit on some so-called small countries that are with us from the very beginning. Maybe their damage is not the biggest but their loyalty and help is as big as Himalayas.


When was the military unit "Mustashe" formed and is it only reserved for people with mustaches?

Military unit MUSTASHE was formed on Valentine's Day. Mustaches are of course mandatory for all male members. Women are accepted only with the proof of hairness of certain parts of the body and so far, three of them have proven that.


When did Croatian players start the trend of putting skulls on their avatars? What's their purpose and what do they symbolise?

Trend started in V1 when that design won the main prize. Skulls originate from one earlier French Foreign Legion which few of us were leading together with the initiators, Moqwaiii and Pantelija. Those from V1 will remember these two legends. Even today, our skull logo is the most famous and memorable in eRep.

BorKan and Mustashas trend setters.


Favourite Serbian movie?

Frozen Stiff (Mrtav-Ladan)


Has this game thought you anything useful?

Nothing useful at all and you don't have enough space in the newspaper to count all the useless stuff I've learned.


Would you like to say something to citizens of Republic Serbia?

I order 1 Palenka (plum spirit, rakija) and soda water. I'll pay for it.


Thank You for this interview.