[HO] Delayed, but you should be used to this. I'll be spamming you from now on.
Day 2,758, 05:11
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by eUK Home Office
Hello there, and welkome to the Home Office.
Down to business, this is whats gunna happen, so you're just gunna have to deal with it;
-The theme for this months Home Office is a carnival. This means every article from me will be in the style of the theme, and if I don't uphold it, sue me.
-Games and quizzes will be held regularly; if you wish to donate to the reward fund, please message me and I'd be willing to discuss it.
-The return of Prime Ministers Questions, your chance to ask your CP and Dictator on what they're doing and how angry you are at them. (More on this soon.)
-Prizes, yes, lots of them. Each article will have a game for you to complete and the potential to win some goodies. (Everyone is a winner. So participating is always rewarded.)
Did you know that the eUK's Home Office has a irc channel? It's #ukmoha , we'll be using #HomeOffice for PMQs however.
What games are gunna happen;
-Article mini-games.
-Quizzes on IRC. (Dates will be released soon.)
-Arcade Leaderboards, participating in any game will reward you with tickets. The person who has the top 3 amount of tickets at the end of term will receive a glorious prize. (Arcade Leaderboard will be released shortly.)
The Glorious Prize-O-Wheel. To win, you complete the game at the end of the article and post in the comments. Then those who are correct are put into a random generator and a winner is selected to get the main prize. The others will receive a runner up prize, usually some food and/or weapons.
The game for this article is; is the below statement true or false?
Selected winner will receive the above prize, limited prizes per prize, runner ups will receive some food and weapons.
Lots of Love;
~ApronChef
Thought I’d keep it short and sweet.
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my eyesssssssssss
my nicknameeee*
TRUE
Its true (the cow thing), also the colours :0
Aren't the colours just wonderful.
It makes me feel warm inside 🙂
Oh ho ho ho, I bet it does 😉
32 tits: NO
Boobies.
milker
Gotta fill them bottles somehow.
Next Home office Theme needs to be Pokemon
I'll add a pokemon soon, and you'll have to find it.
True 🙂
TRUE
Please can you change the prize to sunglasses?
true true true true true
thanks masta googlaz.
Oogley Boogley.
What a colurfull things 🙂.I"ll blind of them 😃
Welll done mate o7
Colours are amazing.
@Apron yes I am stunned of how you"ve done with colours,I mean I wouldn"t succsseded as you are.Realy nice colours.
Indeed, I am best at colours.
when's the game of thrones game restarting? or did the uneccessary changes completely break it?
The amount of players and required updating was impossible to keep up with. I do hope to make something that will replace it, but its not looking likely.
There's a game akin to Supremacy 1914, called Thirty Kingdoms; could have either up to 30 players on a Medieval Europe map, up to 18 on a Dark Ages Europe map or 2 - 6 on a UK map.
I played it for a bit, due to the length a game such as that would take, it simply wouldn't be feasible for such a large quantity of people, too many awols.
AWOLs would be killed off .. lol
But if we used the new 6-player map, that should only attract the hard-core players
True I guess
YOU GUESS!?
dw Ad I'll get yer interview out tomorrow 😉
Enough to keep on nagging with so it must be true, and could you please share the drugs you're on cos the colours are tripping fantastic, like someone ate a pack of crayons and threw them back up
Isn't it just wonderful.
Reminds me of my old Bermuda shorts that the girlfriend 'accidently' spilt bleach on a while back, god I loved those shorts
I am confused why its not ex-girlfriend.
TRUE !!!!!!!
true
this wont be my theme 😉
No one cares what you are doing.
voting your own comment. nice 😉
Yes - True
Cows have 32 permanant teeth. They have 8 incisors on the botton jaw and no teeth on the top jaw, which is called the dental pad.
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NOTE: Cow's teeth are different from ours. On the top front, cows have a tough pad of skin instead of teeth. They have 8 incisors on the bottom front and 6 strong molars on the top and bottom of each side to grind their food. Cows have a total of 32 teeth.
http://www.hiyt.afhe.ualberta.ca/fall06project/cowteeth.pdf
http://www.moomilk.com/faq.htm#Do%20cows%20have%20special%20teeth%20for%20eating%20grass
nerrdddd
Bully.
You're that kid in school who just always has their hand up all the time, aren't you?
True, unless they've been eating too many sweets.
They do love their sweeties.
True 😃
But what if its false? Then you'd be wrong.
This is true...
But what if you ate a vegetable? Then you'd be a vegetarian.
You are what you eat, so you'd be a vegetable.
why are you voting your own comments????????? MAGIC