[Garmr] Holy war
Day 2,343, 20:28
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by Garmr
Nothing is better than to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Therefor I have declared a holy war against Norway, an insignificant country you probably have never heard of, but I can assure you they are the Canada of Europe and must be destroyed.
Now there can be a lot of talk about other stuff but let's keep it real, who has time to read articles in between turning on their fightscript, lifting weights and hitting on girls? I know I don't, and you shouldn't.
I might do a blood eagle on one of them for your enjoyment. And even if you don't speak Dutch, listen to the themesong of this campaign and a reason why a Garmr is a Garmr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2Af4A75po
Yours swolely,
Garmr
P.S. Whoever fights for Norway will have his sister(s) not called back the day after.
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Garmr approved.
Non-voters deserve bunk trenbolone.
girls are sin, best stay away. Think about how much more time you can dedicate to the gym
Everyone goes to the gym for girls though
not I, I will push them out of my way if they get in between me and my routine
and if you meant people go to the gym to get looking good for girls, than I still say no and that you should do it just to look awesome and being strong. That is all 😃
Looking awesome and strong makes girls insecure so they'll go to the gym themselves for dat dere ass
Wij zijn de jeugd van tegenwoordig, wie zijn jullie?
/me hopes his sister gets a call then next day.
"Therefor [sic] I have declared a holy war against Norway, an insignificant country you probably have never heard of, but I can assure you they are the Canada of Europe and must be destroyed."
*claps ecstatically*
See you on the field, we stand with our Norwegian brothers and sisters.
o7
Need to find an even smaller country to fight, eh?
Maybe they'll add Lichtenstein for you some day.