[Frix4CP] The Why I Am Better Than Sambo speech

Day 2,873, 09:09 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Frixios of the Clyde


Hello all,

*ruffles papers* This article speech will outline why humble old me, Frixios of the Clyde, will be a better Country President than that Sambo bloke. I am an unapologetic supporter of Asteria the eUK (because apparently supporting our enemies makes me “unelectable”) so this article might be a bit edgy mate.
Now to the moving picture part of the speech.


First things first, Sambino is only level 27 (what a n00b) and I am a wholesome level 30. Do we really want this weak yoghurt warrior telling us what we do? And also, he is a young one, who was only eBorn THIS YEAR! While me on the other hand was eBorn a whopping THREE YEARS AGO!

Secondly, why should we appoint such a violent person who can easily be seen firing a gun with a pained expression on his face? Here is some photographic evidence of his violent stupidity:


His running style is mad spraggy, what a spraggot


He tried to be nif7y on his way to the mad place he goes, and this happened


Thirdly, Sambo has nothing on me. For one thing, I know that he does not have a big fat zebra fat lion massachusetts cock. I have one. Also he does not make thick creamy and lumpy custard like I make. And he does not support One Metre, One Life (SUCK IT RO😎. So all in all a bloomin’ eejit.

Here is some rare footage of the aftermath of Sambo trying to be funny:


Bill Bailey, the legend, agrees

Also he bonked a pig:

The pig enjoyed it, but just look at its kids reaction. And I’m pretty sure the someone else who is a bit of an Oik did that…


Thank you all,

My speech is over.

Go home.

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