[ESO] ESO in Congress

Day 2,926, 05:04 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by VoodooMike71


The greatest joy any PP can have is organising a Congress candidates list. Fact.

For many moons this was a joy denied to the ESO PP, but our recent, dramatic and fully-justified meteoric rise in popularity has brought the rapture to our doors once again.

And so, with a bosom swollen with pride, I bring to you this month’s ESO Congress list:


Look at it! Just LOOK AT IT! Incredible right?


Why vote for ESO?
Congratulations. Many people would be stuck looking at the wonder of our Congress list and wouldn’t have made it down to this bit. They’d be paralysed by the sheer beauty of quite possibly the Most Accomplished Congress List Ever Seen.

But you have made it here, which may mean that you’re looking for reasons to vote for ESO in the Congress elections. Well it would be my pleasure to furnish you with three GREAT reasons to vote for us…

Reason 1: experience
I hunted around and found my calculator, and worked out that the average level of our congress candidates is over 64 (64.1333333 to be more precise). That’s a lot of experience you’ll be getting right where it matters most - in Congress, doing important stuff.

Reason 2: organisation
In the current Congress ESO introduced a revolutionary new Chief Whip system (run by CheetahCurtis) to help our congress members keep up with what’s going on. As a direct result of this we increased our average voting attendance from a creditable 59.75% to a frankly staggering 87.5%. Five of our 8 congressmen have an unbelievable 100% voting record since the whip was introduced! Most parties would be delighted with 60% voting. We’re now waaaay beyond that.

So a vote for ESO means active, conscientious congress members who do their job properly. Nuff said.

Reason 3: a good mix
We’ve packed our Congress list with bags of experience, but we’re also giving players who don’t normally get involved in politics a chance as well. Five of the fifteen candidates will be going into Congress for the first or second time. Guided by our more experienced players and the Whip system, we’re breathing new life into eUK politics.

And, of course, there are two WRP candidates in there, because everyone loves WRP - especially us. Oh, and one of them is Huey. How cool is that?



So there you have it - an impressive list of candidates, backed up by a set of great reasons to vote for them. what more could you possibly ask for?

So I urge you, implore you, ask you very very very nicely to do the right thing in the Congress election.

Vote for ESO!

Thank you.


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Mandatory picture of Parliament, as required by all Congress-related articles


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The bit that’s at the bottom of every article
Although this article is intended for members of ESO, who - frankly - struggle to keep up with the sheer quantity of cool stuff that’s happening, we’re aware that people from outside the party follow our every move and hang off our every word. That’s fine - it’s understandable. And because we’re an open, caring, giving party, we encourage that sort of thing - who are we to restrict access to our awESOmeness?

So these are for you. And don’t forget, you can always join us and be part of the only eUK party that’s growing**.



**probably definitely true


Carlton says “Vote ESO+WRP for a better everything!”