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Day 2,654, 14:28 Published in USA USA by USA Department of the Interior


MOVING COSTS PROGRAM RESURRECTED!


The White House - Denver, Colorado

Urgent Program Update

This morning, President Wild Owl met with Cabinet Members to strategize our plan for eventual Civil War. The new Dictatorship mechanics have been activated and it won't be long before we will feel the gaze of some disreputable and filthy, power hungry menace who will intend to take away the very freedom that we have fought, and continue to fight for. Our efforts to live free and to deliver freedom, prosperity and democracy to those who desire it most will not be deterred.

To that end, President Wild Owl and Interior Secretary Dave Gulya announce the return of the Moving Costs Program.

By completing this form, eUS Citizens will receive a Q5 Moving Ticket if they agree to move to the eUS Capital of Colorado.
President Wild Owl encourages the members of EZC, S.H.I.E.L.D., ST6 and USAF to ready their forces to defend our homeland from disgusting, slimy and feculent vermin that threaten our way of life. Prepare to give them a good dose of American Freedom by locating your Units in Colorado A.S.A.P.



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