[CP] What was the Tyrant formely known as Rylde up to?

Day 2,543, 01:08 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


I was enjoying my Halloween weekend with the girlfriend and I ended up having family coming to town to meet her cause I think I may have found the one. Erepublik totally took a back seat while real life had to move forward and with me as President we moved backwards as a country losing some ground to the UK. I apologize but it happens.

Yes I was a gay kitten. Lets move past that as a country together.

I was supposed to be a chubby Raiden but the costume did not come in on time. So I let the GF dress me up and she wanted that.

From the looks of things I may have won presidency for an 8th time. Possibly deadlocked in a tie of total CP medals with Jacobi himself. He accomplished in 3 years what a prick takes to accomplish in 5.

Take it to heart by knowing I prolly had more fun doing it than he did. So be an a55hat whenever possible. We bendover backwards to be nice in RL if your normal so why not be something your not in game. I like to be a bit of a prick in game. CPF is starting to catch on I think as they endorsed a semi prick. Still why buy no name when you have KD.


Again yeah this is why were losing.

Elections

I'd like to congratulate my CP running mates for very well run campaigns. I'd say more about it if I had actually read there campaigns. I'm sure there was some good issues to be discussed. I probably missed good moments like DMV throwing everyone in his way under the bus while Chance trying to be a balance between peace and war. Just a guess.

In the end I threw them both a curve ball neither would have expected and had no defence against.

Say nothing, do nothing.

There campaigns had nothing to feed off of and flickered atleast so it seems. 30% of the country is in my back pocket even after a crazy regretful name change and current inactivity.

There was some method to my madness though as I didn't want to spend anymore country cash so the next CP wouldn't be inheriting a empty coffer. Looks like I did myself a favour.


Old pic is old. Who's old enough to remember?
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Counter Measure Cabinet

In the crazy off chance I won by doing nothing I actually had a good team in place that no one knew about.

Vice President


Minister of Defence


Minister of Foreign Affairs


Minister of Re-Education


Deputy MoD and Deputy MoFa


Advisor


Minister of Finance


That's my team. Shouldn't be hard to figure them out. The Minsiters not the deputy can feel free to add one more to the team if they feel it nessary.



Well even if it ends up I didn't win was still an article that was decent and second place is the first loser or so No Fear says anyways. I won't be deleting this.

The country can be less worried now that there CP was away for a week doin life after giving it his all for 2 weeks of the term as the first week was war machine build up and was guaranteed to be slow.

I must also ask is it to soon for War machine 3#



Maybe war Machine #3 should just be kicking UK and Germany's butt. (lol butt how sad being comment banned for 4 days straight and another few after that will do that to a guy)

I live in fear of bad laungage now. It hides behind every drunk.

I wonder if I woulda wrote this 2 days ago if it woulda been a blow out.

Meh.

Guess we'll never know Moose are Moose and DMV is DMV.

I need neither.

Next time CPF atleast give your candidate a blindfold and a cigarette. The man with the blindfold follows the man with the cigarette. When the man with the cigarette loses the man with the blindfold picks up the cigarette and runs for president.



MDP for Life or until Plato goes broke.