[CP] The War with Belgium Continues
Het Catshuis
L.S.
The war with Belgium has been called "The War of the Beers" and continues to be fought hard by both sides!
A few days ago we noticed that Belgium started winning battles and started gaining an uperhand in the war. The reason for this is as follows:
1)They have signed a number of MPPS and allow the battles take place at night so that their allies win the battles for them.
2) They have two of our most allies as MPPs.
That said the loss of southern Netherlands and soon Western Netherlands will only be temporary. So no worries there
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Therefore I ask all citizens to fight ONLY in the Resistance Wars until told otherwise. Remember that resistance wars are a great chance for you to gain your resistance war medals!
In the en, the eNL will emerge victorious.
Also on a side note the eBelgian CP sent me the following message two days ago:
"Leader of the eNetherlands:
Your misguided and fruitless attempt to subjugate the lands of the peace-loving eBelgian people has failed. With the help of generous and noble citizens from around the globe and through the tireless efforts of the eBelgian people, we have shown that we can defeat your forces in open conflict.
We now stand on the brink of taking the war to your home territories.
Your warmongering has become an embarrassment to you and your country..You gain nothing but the ridicule of the wider community by continuing and an ever-building resentment of the eBelgian people.
However, the eBelgian people are as magnanimous in victory as they are steadfast in defiance. I therefore offer the following terms for an armistice:
First, you take personal responsibility for initiating the conflict and publicly apologize to the eBelgian people.
Secondly, you inform your allies that any perceived shift in the global affiliation of eBelgium is solely due to this conflict, and that the eBelgian people remain proudly committed to neutrality.
Thirdly, the eNetherlands congress provide reparations in the amount of 391 gold, the sum we graciously sent in friendship, funds that were stolen by persons unknown from your treasury, funds we had no obligation to donate but did so out of kindness.
Fourth, that the territory of Southern Netherlands be ceded to eBelgium for a term ending the day following the next congressional election, and your people make no effort to resist our justified occupation. Following CM elections, the continued occupation can be negotiated by our respective congresses.
Fifth, and most importantly, that your congress pass a resolution acknowledging that eBelgian beer is the superior beer.
I await your reply."
As you can see the Belgians have become delerious with the idea that they are winning the war. They may have won a few batles, but we will win the war of the beers!
I have decided not to respond to the Belgian CP because I know that he will eat his words soon enough and that his demands are more than ridiculous. In the end we will ensure that the Belgium nation remains a thing of the past!
Auggustus
Country President eNetherlands
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Vertaling door Mattio
L.S.
De oorlog met België is “De Oorlog der Bieren” genoemd en duurt voort om hard bevochten te worden door onze beide zijden!
Enkele dagen geleden viel het op dat België battles begon te wonnen en de bovenhand begon te verkrijgen in de oorlog. De reden hiervoor is als volgt:
1) Zij hebben een groot aantal MPP’s getekend en laten de battles ‘s nachts plaatsvinden zodat hun bondgenoten de gevechten voor hen kunnen winnen.
2) Zij hebben twee van onze beste bondgenoten als MPP’s.
Dat gezegd hebbende zal het verlies van Zuid-Nederland en weldra ook dat van West-Nederland slechts tijdelijk zijn. Dus geen zorgen daarover.
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Daarom vraag ik alle burgers ENKEL te vechten in de Resistance Wars tot nader order. Onthoud dat RW’s een goede kans zijn om je Resistance War-medailles te verdienen!
Uiteindelijk zal eNederland als winnaar uit dit conflict naar voren treden.
Terzijde: de eBelgische CP stuurde mij twee dagen geleden het volgende bericht (vertaalde versie:
"Leider van eNederlan
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Je ontspoorde en vruchteloze poging om de landen van het vredelievende eBelgische volk te onderwerpen heeft gefaald. Met de hulp van genereuze en nobele burgers van rond de hele wereld en met de onvermoeibare inzet van het eBelgische volk hebben wij laten zien dat we je legers kunnen verslaan in een open gevecht.
We staan nu op het punt om de oorlog naar jouw thuislanden te brengen.
Je oorlogslust is een schande geworden voor jou en je land. Je wint niets dan de hoon van de wijde gemeenschap door niet te stoppen en de onophoudelijke rancune van het eBelgische volk.
Niettemin is het eBelgische volk even grootmoedig in de overwinning als standvastig in trotsering. Daarom bied ik de volgende voorwaarden voor een wapenstilstan
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Ten eerste neem jij de volledige verantwoordelijkheid voor het aanstichten van het conflict en bied je publiekelijk je excuses aan naar het eBelgische volk.
Ten tweede informeer je je bondgenoten ervan dat ongeacht welke waargenomen wissel in de mondiale aansluiting van eBelgië enkel en alleen is toe te schrijven aan dit conflict, en dat het eBelgische volk er trots op blijft neutraal te zijn.
Ten derde zal het eNederlandse congres reparaties verschaffen in de som van 391 Goud; de som die wij vrijgevig hebben geschonken in vriendschap; fondsen die gestolen waren door onbekende personen uit jullie schatkist; fondsen die wij niet hadden hoeven terugdoneren, wat wij wel hebben gedaan uit vriendelijkheid.
Ten vierde zal Zuid-Nederland overgegeven worden aan eBelgië tot de dag na de volgende congresverkiezingen, en je volk zal geen poging doen onze rechtvaardige overheersing tegen te gaan. Na de congresverkiezingen zal de voortschrijdende bezetting bespreekbaar worden met onze respectievelijke parlementen.
Ten vijfde, en het belangrijkst, zal je congres een resolutie aanvaarden die erkent dat eBelgisch bier het superieure bier is.
Ik wacht je reactie af.”
Als jullie zien zijn de eBelgen gek van de waan dat ze de oorlog aan het winnen zijn. Ze mogen enkele gevechten gewonnen hebben, maar wij zullen overwinnen in de oorlog der bieren!
Ik heb ervoor gekozen niet te reageren op de eBelgisch CP omdat ik weet dat hij zijn woorden snel genoeg zal terugnemen en deze eis meer dan belachelijk is. Uiteindelijk staan we ervoor garant dat de Belgische natie een zaak uit het verleden blijft.
Auggustus
President van eNederland
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Comments
I Lol'd at the terms... What does he think he is, the president of Poland?
Like I said many times and like my recent article about the Belgians. They are delusional with no understanding of international relations. They continue to use moralistic language that does not apply. Also they do not understand eWar in general. Did we ask for surrender terms when we wipe their pathetic country out? So they got one or two regions, they want concessions? Also there is no risk in modern wars. No congress is not like no congress and PTO risk of the past, so what is the point for the Belgians to waste their own time and ours with this nonsense? In the end, there inexperience and nativity is fully shown by this silly and ridiculous demand. One must conclude that luck rather than skill governs their foreign policy.
Silly, ridiculous wars come with silly, ridiculous demands. Otherwise, congrats on the outstanding diplomacy efforts, on both sides. Really.
Stupid Belgians. It is right of us to take their "fakemocracy" down.
I offered a white peace this morning, a return to pre-war borders and neither side admits fault.
The response was an insult.
The eNL people should rise up and overthrow their power crazed dictator.
I hope you realize those demands were negotiable. In fact there was talk of removing the Gold part (which was there to stick it to you for the Gold Robbery) and even some people suggested changing it from ceding to Southern Netherlands to renting it.
Instead you didn't respond and passed up a perfectly valid peace offer. Not to mention that when we sent you a White Peace offer, which is by no means ridiculous when we're attacking your bloody irl capital, you responded by insulting us.
@Konrad
Do you have some undying hatred of eBelgium or something? Every thing you post, even before the war, seems to be about how eBelgium is basically the worst possible place in existence and how all its people are Devil spawn.
I lol'd at Auggustus's counter demands ; )
+ /me waves at old crunchy grandpa Konrad
@GoopyPants: Congratulations, you made me laugh! 😁
Karakoran they were negotiable. In what way shape or form does this put the Dutch people? The first offer alone is reason enough to keep the war going with the likes of you. A valid offer? Still the question, do you think you got an army of 16000 at your command?
Ik wacht wel even met lezen tot er een NL vertaling is.
@Karakoran
You have no idea how foreign affairs work. There will be no negotiation of any kind. The eBE CP is not suited for the job. In the end, the more Belgian talks, the more silly they will be viewed. If you have any experience with foreign affairs and of political experience, you too will see the abuse and crap that rots within. You and many other eBelgians do not have the grasp of the situation you are in and how the rest of the eWorld operates, Your lack of experience, albeit not your fault, blinds your perception of the situation you are in.
In the end, there will be no negotiations. Either NE will be renew or things will go back to status quo. Regions will return back to their natural state without formal agreements. If eBE continues to be a problem for eNL, there will be more countries to put eBE down if you survive that long. In the end,eBE is in no positions to dictate anything.
lol article haha .
Dutch cp is an embarasment.
I must say this is perfect advertisement for your allies 😒.
Attacking a neutral country who gave you 391gold by the way as token off friendsship.
eNetherlands has fallen low!
very low
from the beginning the dutch and the belgians said 2 things to each other:
- the gold is totally unrelated to this war, so its sad to see things like that in the negotiations part.
- it was arranged that both countries would have full congress elections. now that belgium is winning a few battles, the first thing that goes overboard is this first arrangement we made (i guess they would be fine if we would take all of belgium with congresselections).
anyway, we always see things like this happen with wars, mostly due the fact that the new people only have hatred (that is why they joined) and are very misinformed.
The letter from belgian CP is an big insult and the fact that he even dear's to name the 1 agrement we have made is an insult to everybody who has fought this war.
@Antiko
-No it wasn't unrelated. We thought of the Dutch as good people who would treat us with the same integrity as we were doing. Instead you invaded us. You were more than happy to thank us for the Gold and then wipe us, though.
-If by arranged you mean Auggy said that eBelgium would be given a Congress on IRC then yes, But this as back when people thought eBelgium was just going to stay occupied forever. We've received a million more reports saying he was "just kidding" or "not speaking for the whole of the Dutch MoD Team".
We're still fine with not even bothering you during the Congress Season. We just want peace. Hell we sent you a white peace offer yesterday, you rejected it and instead sent an insult. It's deconstructive, really.
Ik lach met jullie grote tanden!
Kruip terug in jullie kazen want de Belgische katten komen eraan!