[CP] Gnilraps' Gnotes Vol. 4
Gnilraps
Make it Rain (Mandatory Listening)
Day 2313 of the New World
March 21, 2014
Dear Citizens of eUSA,
When I was running for President, I did not expect that war against Canada would so dominate my first two weeks in office. But it has. And as a result, most of what I have written has focused on that subject.
However, war with Canada is not all that has been going on in the eWhite House. Today I want to share one of the non-military activities that have kept us busy.
Stack The Wall
Perhaps you recall that one of my campaign promises was to resurrect an old favorite Interior program called Bewbs4Newbs. If you are too young to remember B4N, let me explain. B4N was a thread on the eUS Forum. In that thread, all you had to do was to post a picture (of bewbs - clothed) and you received some food in return. What I did not know, however, was that B4N was closed down because it was being badly abused by multis. So just as I was about to restart the B4N thread, Molly Emma contacted me and convinced me that I should find something better.
So I devised Stack the Wall.
The Department of the Interior is sending representatives into various Military Units and posting on their Shout Wall. Those who respond are awarded with an amount of Gold to assist them with Strength Training.
This seemed like a wise substitute for B4N because most MU's screen out multis. STW has been a big success so far.
Meanwhile, Media continues to publish awesome WHPR’s on time and full of great content. Custer and Melissa Rose are proving my faith in them. They are awesome and sexxy… taters deep sexxy.
USA continues to creep up in the international standings. It is not happening as quickly as I had hoped, but my hopes were based on my own arrogant belief that I can make anything happen by sheer force of will. I’m still satisfied that we are moving in the right direction.
Please keep your ears to the ground for upcoming announcements. There are a few major projects in the works.
Thank you for your time, America, and...
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
Comments
Gnil Stacks the Wall
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cp-gnilraps-gnotes-vol-4-2385029/1/20
Votes plox
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/comic-continuing-adventures-in-international-foreign-affairs--2384914/1/20
2nd
this will be included in today's Pony Express paper.. to be published in a while.
I miss the bewbs
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Interview with president of USA
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/interview-with-president-of-usa-2384973/1/20
Stack the Wall in the Cannon Cockers!
Stack the Wall is awesome!
GREELING
GREELING
Nice job, even if i stopped reading after the bewbs' stuff...
INSURGIO~
"... but my hopes were based on my own arrogant belief..." - like nearly every decision your cabinet makes about anything.
said the bitter Canadian.
EL MEJOR ALIADO DEL EMUNDO
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/el-mejor-aliado-del-emundo-2385174/1/20
I have heard a few negative comments about how USA behaves with her allies. Things like they only care about themselves and ally not to be trusted. It is not a secret many countries feel that eUSA shoulb be pusnihed by her indiference or long-time debts: Many Argenitians have expressed their desired to go after USA after they finish their busines with the "galletitas".
I just hope eUSA realizes the war with Canada is a waste of damage when her allies are desperate for help. eUSA should end the war with Canada and focus her attention on Europe
And you're Finnish, allied with Serbia and Slovenia.
So, you'd like us to drop more damage on you and your allies in Europe?
I am not RL Finnish, If you look carefully I am serving on Chilean MU
So... the US should focus damage in Europe, South America, or both?
It's the President's article, I'm sure he's reading the comments. This is your chance.
Trust me, I grew dissapointed when my e-goverment alligned with Serbia. I really do not know what is for the best interest of eUSA, but certainly more allies what to see eUS flags fighting for them. eUS has a lot of potential in the game but is a country that gets bored so easily
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cp-usa-wants-slaves-2385151/1/20
It is time you people removed your blinders and saw your government elite for the villains they truly are.
Really, read this. It's good for a few lulz. Apparently, Canada's grand plan is not going as well as hoped, so they came to Gnilraps for terms.
Amazing they were surprised at what happened.
No, we're not surprised at American arrogance, self-righteousness, egoism and flagrant bullying. We're surprised you still have any allies, and that you haven't been invaded and wiped out yet by your betters.
I have received gold from Stack the Wall.
P/H
Shields up!
radioactive
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Personally I would have liked to see a middle ground, but i guess Stack the Wall with Bewbs is kind of a long name...
I was kind of hoping for a pun on the word "stacked"...
Oh, all i got is Stack with Racks..
My MU is still waiting for a shout...