Male
Islamabad, Pakistan
Citizen since Nov 30, 2007

I am a cinnamon roll.

I know it seems impossible, but that's what ... more

I am a cinnamon roll.

I know it seems impossible, but that's what my parents thought when I was born.

I was born in a small, rundown town in southern Georgia, so nobody knew what to expect when I was born. But nobody expected a cinnamon roll.

When I came out, the doctor fainted, so the nurses had to carry out the process. It was difficult, and they had to rush to the nearby general store to buy oven mitts.

The hospital didn't want to keep me with the human babies, so I was sent home immediately. After my parents brought me home, life just floated on. I was an only child, and I didn't have any other relatives, except for my mother's 80year old father. He had diabetes, so I was never allowed around him... less