Join the new world

Already have an account? Login



What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Ya Boi D Money For Governor of Washington #MakeWashingtonGreat

Day 3,167, 17:03 • Published in USA USA

• by Goddess Dilvany

I am return from exile
I am returning under threat of my life to run for office. I am announcing my candidacy for Governor of Washington and I will be beginning my campaign today. Washington will be the greatest state in all of states. We are going to bring properity to Washington by localized practices that will help local housing producers turn a profit.

I do not know what powers I will have as the office has not been created. I do insure you that the choices I will make will be the greatest choices an elected official has ever done.

We are going to tax the foreign producers out of the market and force them to Florida and the other inferior third world countries. We will use these taxes as subsidies for American Housing Factory Owners.

I will also stop these disgusting Floridians who will try to cross the border into our paradise that is Washington. When I get into office I will restrict access to existing Washington residents. American emigrants coming to our grate state can apply for a significantly reduced subsidy after they pay an immigration fee, go through an extensive screening process, and go in front of a jury of Washington citizens. They will be able to become a full citizen after they have proved their Washington patriotism by promoting the glory of Washington, giving gifts to the Make Washington Great Committee, and support Ya Boi D Money.

We will take back Washington and run it based on the will of the people of Washington. We will not be ruled over as the slaves of foreign interests. We will overcome the poverty that plato has forced upon. We will be in control of our destinies.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

QNN Bonus
MAP TO MAKE CATCHING POKEMON EASY, YOUR WELCOME

QNN Quicky

SUMMER SLAM! Dylan Thomas10 vs Gnilraps

QNN LIVE ELECTION RUMBLE! FEATURING Resoula, Ronald Gipper Reagan, Rainy Sunday, Dicktator Yui (AND MORE GUEST confirmed soon)

The made up adventures of eUSA #5

Comments

it is just khotko Day 3,168, 01:23

Will u annex Vancouver?

Seksi Azhdaja Day 3,168, 02:27

[removed]

SmileThenBleed Day 3,168, 08:50

"I do not know what powers I will have as the office has not been created. I do insure you that the choices I will make will be the greatest choices an elected official has ever done."

LOL

Schubacca Day 3,168, 09:01

At least you are thinking ahead whenever the regional mayors/governors thingy runs out. Good luck! I am running for Oregon maybe but I like to take Texas.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,169, 14:54

If your governor of Oregon you better keep those immigrants under control. We all know Oreganders are murders and rapists. Some are good I suppose. If you can't keep them under control then I will have to make you pay for a wall.

John Gregorson Day 3,168, 16:47

Alright then. . .

wookyjack Day 3,168, 23:38

gnilraps vs ya boi d money. I'll pay the pay per view subscription to see that.

Post your comment