Wooky Jack for Country President: No Dictatorships for America

Day 2,720, 23:09 • Published in USA Japan • by Nohime


For my TL😉R viewers: No dictatorship. Elect me as Country President and I will make it so.



For everyone else who enjoys the media module as much as I do, I thank you for your attention:

Yes, you read that right. If I win the Country Presidency I will disolve the dictatorship. And as a favor to our government, who I know will be worried about the finances of such an endeavor, I will lead and fund the Civil War to restore Democracy to its people. And, yes, again, I will finance as much of the defense of our nation as I can with what I have left. I also have numerous friends that would be willing to throw me a bone too if that became a reality. But in my mind, wouldn’t that be fun to start fighting again? I know Plato would be happy hearing that *ca-ching, ca-ching*!

Our meta government has worked very well to figure out a way to ensure the safety of our country, but in the end its only to protect the money. It is not designed to protect the players. And as far as I’m concerned it's tucked away nice and neat in a few accounts that hold safe keeping. For those who are worried that a lone tank can come in and do to us in what happened to eSpain, I welcome the challenge. (I also laughed my ass off seeing sweet Dio justice come to those disgustings!) I welcome the challenge because I will show them how f***ing stupid they are to try and topple our government. I have a king’s ransom myself that I am ready to set for CO’s for the defense of this nation if necessary.



Initially I was going to address a concern I had with the current state of the USAF because the entire state of the MU is dwindling. But then i realized if we did not have a dictatorship over our country, then the USAF might have more of a reason to exist and have something to fight for, be a watchful eye and always put America first. This leads into why I am against a democratic dictatorship.

I’m concerned with the dictatorship model overall. The invention of this was cruel and demoralizing to the game’s active populations, not just in eUSA, but eWorld-wide. Plato appears to have unknowingly absconded away with the beating heart of this game and dwindle it down to energy bars and gold. Bravo, sir, bravo. What is the ‘Community Manager’ you hired last summer trying to do to save face? More weapon stashes and power packs? Do I hear whales swooning? I think we need to save the whales from themselves! PLATO HAS SWIPED THEIR CARDS AGAIN WHILE THEY’RE FAPPING AWAY AT USELESS BH MEDALS.


Look. eRepublik’s streets are bustling in an impoverished, run down neighborhood!

For the past year I have heard so many players talk about how ONE and TWO raped eUSA. I’ve heard for so long how ‘THREE’ could be an imminent threat. ‘THREE’ was going to hit us at any time and wipe eUSA again. (WMD’s in Iraq, amirite? lol) For the past year our Country Presidents and politicians have worked OUTSIDE the game to prevent this from happening, and I applaud their efforts. They’ve done well at protecting the nation from being wiped and from being stripped of its monies.



So what has changed? A faceless government is telling its soldiers what to do.

Presently, they’ve done a great job at telling you to go out and fight for a freedom most players no longer have: the freedom to be a Democratic government. We’ve become so hyper focused on meta-gaming in the eUSA forums that we’ve left an important part of the population behind us. New players that visit our community are obligated to join us in meta gaming because ‘that’s the right thing to do.’ Well, its not anymore! The minute they realize their strength is crap and they have to join ANOTHER forum just to say hi makes them turn tail and run!



A majority of players in our community abstain from participating in the meta politics that run our nation, and for good reason! You see a quite of few of them in the top two MUs of our country. However, the eUSA forums has an immovable, criticizing and demoralizing group of negative nancys that REFUSE to give this game love anymore. Why the hell do new players and the rest of us want to participate in that? If I wanted to go somewhere to be berated by forum trolls and told false hopes about ‘moving up and doing something great’ I could just go to 4chan and reddit for that type of circle jerk-fest. erepublik community is lost in the eUSA forums. Its a shadow of its former self. And if you ever took the time to read past Country President’s articles (2009, 2010) you know what I’m talking about. The elife then has now faded into obscurity.

I want to change that perspective of our community. And what I have observed over the past few days is rather comical, but breathes a bit of hope that I know Trekker, by himself, has tried to do. Its not his fault he was given elected the Dictatorship role that was sure to fail him. After his own party failed to have any relevence in the voting polls the past few months he still stuck by them because he truly still believes there is p/h in the Federalist Party. I commend his efforts and love him for it.

But I have noticed how panicked and frantic Trekker and his team have been working to preserve his incumbency of Dictatorship. The pressure to not f*** it up in a re-election against a person like me could be a catastrophic failure to those who put him in charge. All of a sudden orgs are springing to life in their media battle against the Writer’s Guild, and other players who have sought to endorse me as his competitor. I’m sure Trekker’s ‘friends’ are shaking in their space boots as they look down on the rest of us, seeing a wave of apathy-stricken players encroaching their level. Have you seen this much in game activity in the last 20-30 days prior to my announcement for the Country Presidency? Have you seen this much activity in game since Deepchill attacked eSpain?

Nope. Its been near half a year now. I’m bored as f*** folks!



Uncle Sam has been feeding on our population and the corpses are still piling up. And Uncle Sam still feeds on corpses after they’ve already been fed on! New players search and search and search for relevancy, but there is no room at the top of the food chain. Am I wrong? Is there room up there? If there is its a boring job!

A while ago I aptly titled my newspaper ‘Hoods on Peregrine.’ eUSA players, WE ARE THE PEREGRINE. Our meta ‘democratic government’ has hoods over our heads and we come when called, and serve at the hands of our masters in the eUSA Forums. The job of the Country President is to place his/her faith in that of the American people to lead this country, not the other way around.

Look at our citizen welcome message, dated 4 months ago.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/USA/153779

Oh look!
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/board,15.0.html
Our meta congress working hard at preserving the Dictatorship so hard that it forgot about its NEW PLAYERS being sent off into no man’s land. Sounds like real life USA!

Most of the links send a new user to outdated content!!! I’M GOING F***ING MAD AS I WRITE THIS ARTICLE AT HOW LAZY AND UN-HELPFUL THE UNITED STATES IS TO OUR NEW PLAYERS!


Yup, I used this image above, but its only because nothing has changed.

We’ve become complacent. We’ve become irrelevant. Those who hold the keys to our abilities to go anywhere in this game are held hostage themselves by this same game that will only force them to quit when the servers come down. That sounds like a prison sentence. That does not sound like fun at all.

What happens if by some magical credit card that our government is toppled by a foreign dictator? Well, the government orgs are very well managed and can be safely secured as we have already seen: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doe-the-congressional-budget-office-2501997/1/20 (This was an article I wrote because I value education for new players. And a topic like this had not been covered in the Education newspaper for YEARS.)



You might be thinking now: “Ok, Wooky, you have my attention. You’re just going to throw away everything then?”

No. If elected I will serve the United States as the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces. I will not ascend a dictatorship throne. I will pay the money, supply the food and arm its citizens myself to overthrow my mentor, THE TYRANT LIZARD! And, when the dust settles, he will hand over the USAF and the keys to this country so its citizens can manage it for themselves.

The top 5 parties will become alive again, put their arms around new players, and work to place Congressional candidates in office to manage our country for us. Those 60ish Congress members will earn 5 gold dammit, (suck it Plato!!!) and I hope they donate it to government programs once again. I hope those we elect to office will use what is given to them to defend our sovereignty as American citizens.

The government is supposed to spend tax money on defense, let its citizens play the game and manage the politics in their own hands and should the day come when our Freedom is tested, the government will save democracy and open its purse to defend our Freedoms. If the government is still going to be stingy our brothers and sisters in the IDA have made it their mission to remove unwanted dictatorships: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ida-framew0rk-2505422/1/20
And they’ve done splendidly too.

And maybe, just maybe, new players may just appear out of nowhere again like they always have. Because I want to be there to support them.



Wooky Jack for Country President. I don’t need no stinkin dictatorship.

I HAVE AMERICANS.



PS If I win the Country President elections I will be setting up a charitable donation for any monies to go to the efforts of liberating our nation from Dictatorship. Now lets just make sure I win on May 5th, 2015; erepublik day 2,723.