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Ladies and gentlemen. We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming with this urgent report.

Evil King Woldy, Ex Drug lord and mafia boss, after overcoming the recent plague of usurpers after his head has once again become and innocent victim for reasons unbeknown to anyone.

The story broke earlier this morning when various explosions were heard around the area of Evil King Woldys vast humble estate.

Evil King Woldy brought in his own personal military for detailed investigation on what was going on. Hours Later they discovered that Evil King Woldys beloved Pink Panther Diamond, from which a movie was created with the roles reversed had been stolen.

A shocked and angered woldy was on the scene.

Taking a witness report from a local drunk claiming to be an ex-military commander reveals that the culprits ran around on peg legs and saying things like "Nin-nin" and "Dood!" constantly but from his drunken state it has been decided his word is of no value to this case.

Evil King Woldy then proceeded to beat the "help" calling everyone a ***** **** ***** ***** *** and then proceeding to **** **** *** pineapple **** ****** ** umbrella ***** *** a Griffin wearing a top hat **** before storming off.