Vote USWP: You Will Win The Game, USA Will Win The Game.

Day 2,466, 22:54 • Published in USA USA • by kirintaimu

Greetings Citizen Of USA,


First allow me to congratulate you for being a natural USA citizen, or for immigrating here, and for reading articles with gravitas, like this one, in that order. If you happen to be a USWP member, then you have practically won the game already and may stop reading at this point.


Three days from now - just like every month in this awesome fucking kick ass democracy - you get to choose your Congress representatives in an open election. Representative Democracy is better than all forms of government, it is the most righteous shit; it is our God given privilege and your sacred duty to your country to vote, and honour all of those forgotten heroes who tanked hard like bosses to make us the supreme badasses that we self-evidently are.





Sorry, I'm letting my zealous passion carry me away from the point.



Congress elections are coming up on the 25th, and I know that since you're reading this and agree with me completely so far, that you joined this game to WIN. Well, the USWP wants to win the game too, more than anything else in the world, and of course that means we are going to make America win the fucking game or we will DIE TRYING!





The USWP only fronts quality candidates, and I give you my word as a man and a son of Dio and an American on that, if history ain't good enough. So all I'm asking you to do right now is to give our candidates a fair shot, because we don't dick around, we're the most loyal sons of bitches you're likely to meet and we mean business.




Vote for USWP candidates and let's win this game, while remaining --

Your faithful servant,

Caconym

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