Vacation Fox has Presidential Plans

Day 2,781, 22:00 Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic by milestailsprower

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Hello friends,

Sorry I have not written anything big in a little while. This article today will be exorbitantly text based to a fault as I am on the end of a week long vacation across America.

During my time with family, I have bonded much through many hours of old Nintendo DS games and a lot of walking around places. I would upload pictures, but it is past midnight and I don't want to mess with the camera. You can use your imagination.

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[milos too lazy to upload stock photo quip here]

Today, I went to the Lincoln Memorial and the oversized statue of our great sixteenth president inspired me to write something for my platform for becoming president. I am indeed running on a new party as you might know, but fear not my friends. This change is for the greater good of our wonderful country.

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--Clearly, very little has happened to the Czech Republic during my term as dictator. Poland asked us for a training war, I said no, and then we didn't die. Amazing? Miraculous? No. It's Milos doing Milos things. Keeping the country safe from foreign incursions JUST LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN


THIS GUY

--Me and the cool kids with the $$$ are going to sign some MPPs and get real buddy buddy with our allies in Nebula. We have to be more active in the international community to attract more players to our area. This is the natural way to get us more wars to fight while also assisting our allies. Super diplomacy JUST LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN

[milos too lazy to find another picture of the abraham lincoln statue in an aesthetically pleasing position]

--No civil wars while implementing new political ideas (like a sick new hot party) EVEN BETTER THAN ABRAHAM LINCOLN

[controversial confederate flag cultural discussion here]

uhh...

I will write something more about real political stuff tomorrow but I promise you this. I want to help the Czech Republic attract new players, and I have consistently been active and cooperative with government to help us succeed. Fuzzy fox will help at all levels of government, no matter how humble or grand the position.

Keep it real friends.

-Milos

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