Trout Diaries - ET phone home

Day 2,530, 07:19 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Elvis Trout

Well as the game splutters a last few breaths thanks to this titillating tournament I thought I may as well write an article.

Did you know that World of Warcraft encourages players to take breaks by giving competitive advantages (xp bonuses) for logging off? Not our good friend Plato, to be competitive in this game you must not sleep, you must click the clicky button all night long, it will be EPIC! Its bullshite like this that made me decide to never give them another penny but I suppose someone must be paying the server upkeep and salaries, go tanks 🙂

In other news Erep labs emailed us all a lovely missive about their new game, which looks absolutely terrible. Basically they repackaged one of their failed Erep warfare 'improvements' into a different game. At least all that coding didn't go to waste.

The real effects of treasury theft are becoming apparent now as our government is forced to beg for CO donations, why oh why didn't we give Keers all the money like we should have done? Dappers and Insects is why, and we left our country's fortune out in the open for fear of upsetting the eUK's crazy 'opposition' parties. Don't hear from them so much now that everything's down the crapper do we? When the eUK was doing fine they cried out that it needed saving, now that it's all falling apart I've heard nary a whisper.

Finally, I have begun the long task of converting saltpetre into rubber plantations, when I finish my only goal will be reaching level 200. Rather boring really, but you lovely folks keep this game worth logging into, so do keep mishmashing about for a bit.

all the best

ET