The FYROMese Wall

Day 2,880, 12:03 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

Let’s get real for a minute, America. We’ve seen the latest confrontation in a long struggle with an ancient warmongering menace that has historically been very hard to stop. We’ve been on our heels, letting nation after nation AS into Canada. Watching, and waiting to see what would happen. Yesterday, we finally took a stand. The most vile of those nations, FYROM, had occupied several regions just north of Maine.

The world had been sitting idly by. When was the last time the world looked at FYROM and said “fite me irl. Bet you won’t. I’ll 360 quickscope you and shank ur nan?”

That’s what we just did. We took them out.

However, the war is not finished, my friends. The world is sick and tired of the capitalist, warmongering FYROMese, and it has fallen on us to lead the world in containing them. They frequently leave the Balkan cage and venture out into the world, be it Nigeria, Canada, or their Greek superiors to the south. In doing so, they keep becoming a menace to the world at large.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I have FYROMese friends, and they have a good community and a lovely culture. But the ones they keep sending on over are not their best. They aren’t their brightest. They keep populating these new regions with murderers, and rapists. I mean, I’m sure some are good people. But I’ve spoken to Canadians. I’ve spoken to Nigerians. They tell me what we’re getting.

On top of that, it’s not like these people are just hopping on over.

No. The FYROMese government is sending them over, by the droves, to destroy the eWorld with their disgusting attitudes and actions. We must hold them accountable for their actions and make sure that such tragic actions are never allowed to occur again.

So we’re going to build a wall. I’ve teamed up with the governments of the eWorld, and it’s going to happen. We’re going to build a great wall and we'll build it very inexpensively. Trust me. Nobody will have ever built a better wall. I will build a great, great wall all around the FYROMese border. And I will have FYROM pay for that wall.

They owe it to the rest of the world to pay for that wall, to offset the horrors they’ve unleashed on humanity.

We’re going to build that wall.

We’re going to #MakeTheEWorldGreatAgain.