Some News from the CP

Day 2,528, 13:39 Published in Pakistan Japan by Hanzio

Hai! We got our Capital Back is Islamabad where the best Sand is, Punjab. Turkey decided to free the Region, so we will have Congress Elections soon. My Prime Minister walked off to the eUSA and so we have lost a few Congressmen this month, including a Perma-banned account. Anyway, Congress decided (without any discussion) to change several Taxes in the country. I think they are unfair to say the least, especially the Food Tax Change. We're full of noobs what can I say.

I don't plan on running for Country President next month so that is something we need to prepare for. This country is just too foolish with its Laws, and very Xenophobic. I will however stay here because I plan on dying here closer to Dio Brando, closer to the golden sands, when this game runs out of whales to fund it. Also I am staying so that maybe one day we can get rid of the real-life Xenophobe nature of some of this countries members.

Not much to report this month really, we signed three MPP's, our revenue continues to be very small, and many of our citizens continue to leave. Canada's Airstrike was short lived luckily, Turkey and Croatia had very little trouble kicking them out. Yet our fighting abilities are pathetic and our few allies did little to help us on the battlefield. We have risen to Third Place in this new Tournament, mostly with the help of TDK's efforts before it began. We might come out with some prizes, though I have refrained from fighting and instead to catch up on Beauty Sleep.

My goal of having more communication in the game and on the forum has been ignored. I am partly to blame for this because early in the month my main CPU died on me and I couldn't access the IRC. Yet for all our problems we are still on the map. To help with the Tournament cost I will give every Pakistani citizen some food, just comment below with your request (50 q5 Food each) and have a good day.

Sincerely,

Kusuri Uri
President of Pakistan