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RYLDE AND NOT FREE!

Day 1,570, 15:01 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Exalted Druid

I know I speak for all eCanadains when I say the Rylde situation has gone on long enough. One of eCanada’s greatest citizens has been coerced by the Swedes and is being held with his full knowledge and consent and against our wishes.

One can only imagine what these diabolical Swedes have done to our Rylde to keep him away from us and happy.

Rumor has it he was given the job of bikini waxing the Swedish bikini team, without pay!

This is a clear violation of the minimum wage laws in both our countries.

They have also given him his own q6 mansion. The mansion itself is deeply guarded but my spies have managed to smuggle out a picture of his domestic help.

He apparently has been given an unhealthy diet of Swedish meatballs and wine.

Time is running out as Rylde's physical health is declining due to incredible sex demands put upon him.

Being a polite Canadian the poor bastard just cannot say no to these girls.

I demand the government take immediate action to repatriate Rylde and free him from this life of sex, wine and meatballs. I just pray we are not too late to act.

If we do not act now to protect Rylde, then one of us could be next.

President Mason, I demand to know what you are going to do to save Rylde?

Comments

Chamrajnagar Day 1,570, 15:09

Lol

Mike Littoris Day 1,570, 15:13

Hahaha. Tack så Mycket!

Solidus Snake X Day 1,570, 15:13

This doesn't look like a good idea to even show those pictures...now most of eCanada ain't gonna pay attention to what you say...only those pics 😛

George Beeman Day 1,570, 15:16

^ What? I'm looking at the pictures. Kindly stfu

Exalted Druid Day 1,570, 15:24

"If we do not act now to protect Rylde, then one of us could be next."

Quit PM'ing me, we are not looking for volunteers.

klop123 Day 1,570, 16:12

Nice pictures ^__^

Rylde Day 1,570, 16:52

Pic #2 is worth voting, fighting and staying for.

Them meatballs don't look half bad either.

Uncorporated Day 1,570, 16:56

Voted for truth. Those damn Swedes.

Treian Day 1,570, 20:52

I'll take the blonde crouching down in the Swedes photo...... she's one hott swede!!

Exalted Druid Day 1,570, 21:15

Funny, she caught my eye as well. If the girls are half as hot as those we should all be holidaying is Sweden. Forget those all inclusive Mexican vacation. I want the all hot female Swedish vacation. I will be the one offering the all inclusive.

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