Join the new world

Usually when I write my election article, I point out all my congressional screw ups from the previous term. It has worked so far. Strangely, I have nothing to write about this term. I must have learned a few things from my past mistakes. No gold got wasted. No one needed pardoning. Except maybe Muglack, but I understand he is getting his gas problem checked out.



(Copyright infringement on Homer J Simpson material is intentional)

Once, when I was learning a new job, I became very frustrated with all the mistakes I was making. My boss at the time told me, if you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not learning anything new, and that he was happy to see I was learning so much.

So maybe I have learned a few things. I am no longer a rookie congressman who votes before he checks, then double checks to make sure, that all is as it appears.


As some of you may be aware, I am the current Minister of Defence in Sperry’s cabinet. I am yet to make a mistake in that position. I have gotten more LOL’s out of Sperry than any other member of cabinet. Sure Plugson tries, but he always has to explain his funnies in his overly complicated way.




For the first time I have the opportunity to be running under my own parties banner, the Canadian Progressive Front.



I have been a member of the CPF since I joined eRepublik, in August of 2009. I have lived and died with the party, never abandoning it for greener pastures. I do this out respect for our founder and mentor Tyler F Durden. Also for the core members that have stayed with us all this time, anyone of whom, could of left to become stars in a top party, instead of staying home.

The CPF is back in the top 5, and I am damn proud of it.




So if you want a competent congressman, and a mistake less and humorous Cabinet member to continue on in congress, vote for me in Alberta.


Thank you for your consideration.

Exalted Druid,
Proud, active member of the CPF and The Crimson Order MU.
Current Minister of Defence.