Oh my God he's running for Congress

Day 2,256, 11:17 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Henry Hank Moody

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. As you may have shockingly read i am running for Congress, and shock horror i'm even being endorsed, I know i was as shocked as all of you. Trusting me in that position will only lead to free alcohol and epic street parties for all. I don't know what they're thinking of.

I am running as part of the strong coalition between the PCP and WRP so i would like to thank both of these great parties for their help and support. It means a lot.

But in all seriousness, tehe funny word. The following is just a short sweet article on what my plans are for my short term in Congress.

1) I would like to push for a more involved government in terms of MU's. Those small institutions of players are not just the backbone of the army they are the entire bloody army, and with our country being pushed into war after war the MU's and their commanders are being pushed to breaking point. There are currently a few ideas being batted around and more information will be released when firm numbers and statistics are finalized.



2) Free beer. Oh wait i already said that one. Nevermind it needs repeating. Free beer for all. But possibly only on a Friday. I don't know if intoxication will play well on the battlefield.



3) I will fight for a transparent Congress/Government. Too often i hear complaints from players, mostly younger players to be fair, about how they don't know what's going on who why it has occurred. Frequent articles will be released here about the goings on in Congress. Maybe even smear campaigns if i get bored, i haven't decided yet.



4) Finally i pledge to work hard for what's in the best interests of this country, even if it goes against the Government. If it's for the best of the eUK and her players i will throw down my life for it. Well not really cause it's only a game but i'll do my best to protect you all.



Much love to you all.

Henry Hank Moody