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Potpourri

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"Nalunaarasuartaateraliornialersaaraluaranimgooruna."

The above is a word from the language of Greenland.

It means 'lighthouse'


(You always wanted to know that, didn't you?)



Jokes

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The Rabbi approaches a guest in Shul and says, "I'd like to give you an Aliyah (the honor of being called up to the podium when the Torah is read). What is your name?"

The man answers, "Esther ben Moshe."

The Rabbi says, "No, I need YOUR name."

"It's Esther ben Moshe," the man says.

"How can that be your name?" asks the Rabbi.

The man answers, "I've been having financial problems...so everything now is in my wife's name."

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Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak. My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses. My daughter, "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end." My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

Sarah replies, "Property? .... the jerk had a paper route!"

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During a road trip I stopped in a small town to grab a bite to eat. I walked into a local pizza place.

The first thing I noticed was a sign on the wall advising:
"Price. Quality. Service. Pick Any Two."

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If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?