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Minister of Entertainment - Merry Christmas everyone

Day 2,949, 04:14 • Published in Denmark Poland

• by Cemba

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A: 3 days

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”

The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along,  I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?”

He promptly replied, “Another train.”