Loli BANZAI!

Day 2,021, 14:52 • Published in Japan Japan • by Aryzn


Pronounced Citizens of the Imperial Islands,
Hey everyone! ULJ Aryzn, writing today in an attempt to expand on the previous efforts that were made to bolster the ranks of our Glorious Loli Party! [And maybe convince you to support Zodi-sama in the upcoming presidential elections 😉 ]

First off, I want to thank Mii-san for his anime knowledge and saving Drak-san and I countless hours of research! ❤ (But in all honesty you just cleared time for me to do less productive things.)

( 😁^ Infamous grief causing GIF 😁^ )
Secondly, I wanted to thank all of those who supported the ULJ in the last congressional election (way-seekers and otherwise). Thanks to your support the ULJ was able to obtain 20% of the vote and secure second place. どうも 有難う 御座います!
Additionally we know that your support is not unconditional! The ULJ will do its best to fulfill expectations.... while embracing, and spreading, the great loli way!


Now time for some shameless promotion!
Reason to Become a Loli #1

Familia!
That’s right, great Loli camaraderie. The ULJ is a party that welcomes all way-seekers. Being a party focused on the Loli spirit allows our members to form deeper bonds than you might find in other parties! We have also seen an increase in membership, resulting in greater activity and diversification of perspective.
Which brings us to second reason...

Reason to Become a Loli #2
Our great members!
After all a party is defined by its members. Although the Empire, as a whole, appears to be going through a period of...less activity... I am proud to see an increase in ULJ activity. In the future I believe the ULJ will be in the position to offer the Empire more cultural events and programs that help the community. (Oh how I miss Natsu-senpai's High pay! Note* He still pays me well ^.^)

Now I want to mention Zodi-sama and the upcoming Presidential Election. It is my personal belief that the only candidate that all parties could support is Zodi-sama. His political indifference, incomparable level of activity, and absolute devotion to the Empire make him a prime candidate. I feel their is neither a player that does more for our Empire nor one that could better represent all eJapanese in an unbiased, respectful, manner.

Thank you all for your reading my opinions and tolerating my rambling!
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皇后を呼び止める!
帝国に栄光あれ!


よろしく、
Aryzn