It's time for Dictatorship!!! {RS4CP}

Day 2,397, 00:45 Published in India Egypt by Real Steel 4
Hello my fellow eIndians and my beloved readers,

Today is the fateful day for eIndia as I am announcing my candidature for CP!!!

Reasons:

1. Rage quits of seniors and new and enthusiastic players.
2. Lack of transparency in Govt. and its activities.
3. Dormant society and imperialistic occupation.
4. Lack of the "fun" element in eIndia.

Henceforth I propose to impose a one-party dictatorship on eIndia.

My objectives are simple:

"Never surrender, never bow down and never give up"

For days my fellas we have been oppressed by some or the other imperialist forces. Our voices have not been heard and our army dead. Our economy has downgraded and people sulking in poverty. Are we going to continue in this manner to gain independence??!!

I DOUBT THAT!!

We had some very enthusiastic new players who sprung up in eIndia and were badly wanting to help it gain its independence.



But what have we done??!! We shooed them away!!

WORK!! TRAIN!!- FOR WHAT??!!

NOTHING!!!

Today we barely have few good fighter who actually FIGHT!!!

We have always remained a representative democracy keeping away majoritarianism! but what have we got from it in the recent months??!! NOTHING!!

Once a vibrant place to hang out the IRC!! is dead now!!!
I login daily and shout "anyone here?" and after the dead silent response I logout!!!

Many such reasons drove me to move towards todays declaration!!!


I am here to not make promises!! but to distribute fun!!! This is a game!! Fun should always be included rather than some duckin "dry" stuff!!

Where did the forums go?? Where did the trolling go???!!

I WANT THEM BACK!! EVERY SINGLE THING!!!

After rigorous background discussion with my e-comrades I have decided to establish a "e-comedist" territory of eIndia!!

Our motto is simple:



Thank you Chuck Norris!!


After the 15th of July everything will be painted red!! (like Mamata Banerjee's scheme of painting Bengal BLUE!!)



Here is my Polit bureau:

RFTA




Hobblit




Cholan II




Vishroid




Broken1




Vijayakrishna Amaraneni





This is the Polit Bureau till date additions will be added later on!!!

If you want to join the polit bureau you need certain qualifications:

1. Anyone who loves eIndia including foreigners.
2. Anyone who loves Freedom!
3. Anyone who believes communism is shit in RL but may work in e-world.
4. You need to be a believer and follower of living e-god Ashwamedh!!! (Atheism is banned in "e-comedyism)
5. Dream on that one-day "eIndia shall be free"!! (serious)


NO formal cabinet will be functioning every one can do anything but important thing is to join the polit-bureau!!!




I would also like to announce to the citizens that all of you will be forced to work in the communes with good fares and consistent rewards, which is being formulated by our comrade Vijayakrishna Amaraneni.

It sounds something like this!








and our e-pet Hamturk exclaims:




We will be soon updating you with everyday parties which we have in the lounge,

such as this:




As our dearest comrade RFTA always says:



"Duck the enemy! Torture him to death! Only then freedom is achieved!"

I would like to conclude this darn long speech by saying that:

"Nations are forged by steel, sweat and blood! Thats why we commies wear red!"

Join us here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/yuuva-india-3504/1



WE ARE HERE TO STAY!!!

Regards,
Real Steel 4