Dean22 for Congress! Alberta!
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by Dean22
It's been a great past four months in Congress and hopefully more good months to come.
Here's a brief outline of what I have done in congress for you while I have been in it:
- Successfully Round House kicked both Octavian F and Green Hawk in the faces at their attempts to change taxes to benefit their own businesses instead of Canada's defense and her economy. On a side note Chuck Norris is suing me for martial arts infringement.
- Made an edit to the criminal code introducing a jail to eCanada to improve security of eCanada and her secrets. (Don't worry bad boys like Augustus Baldwin and Cesar Augustus will be in solitary confinement to protect you when you drop your soap in the shower)
- Made a gigantic tax reform changing all of eCanada's taxes back in June and debating about tax changes with facts instead of fiction for the last four months. With my taxes I have successfully increased the income of Canada and her businesses vastly.
- Put some baby powder on my hand and smacked Jacobi about the French NAP and United Kingdom NAP. I am settled about the UK NAP now but I still feel it will bite us in the ass later on and as for the French NAP it looks like I was right since France has attacked the US.
- Successfully killed corrupt congressmen in their attempts to change taxes for their own profiteering.
Non-Congressional Achievements for the last four months:
-Minister of Finance for 2 terms officially (3 terms unofficially lol)
-Helped form and Organize the Canadian Eden Marine Corps with 1ronman
-Paid for and funded the RW for British Columbia (despite what people think Bruck and Banach's group played minor roles but damn are they good at grabbing mah coat tails)
-Made my Housing Company #5 in the world for sales
-Finished the Supreme Court case against Augustus Baldwin for illegal government activities (no not the terrorist attacks of Cobra that's a separate case that will be opened later)
-Made Cesar Augustus cry
-Made Ajay Bruno cry on his talk show when instead of trolling him I tore apart all his retarded arguments and left him feeling like a first grader who just got owned by the history teacher
Total Achievements in eRepublik:
Field Marshal Military Rank
1 term as Minister of Defense
Former General of the CAF
Former Officer of the CAF
Current Member of the CAF elites
Current Member of the Eden Marine Corps (Elite-Elite----Elite.....Elite)
5 terms in Congress in Canada
2 terms as Minister of Finance
Resistance Hero of British Columbia
A 1500g total value international corporation
Helped rid Canada of the corrupt government it had and moved onto the golden era (Jacobi's terms)
(By the way the government before Jacobi was so corrupt that the Ministry of Finance's money earned per month jumped from 800g a month to 4500g a month that's a lot of damn gold stolen by the former CEP administration)
Richest eCanadian
Saved Canada's economy in October 2008 with the Economic Stimulus Package
Saved Canada's currency during the CEP terms by buying thousands of CAD to stabilize the dollar
Saved Canada's food industry in February from a corrupt CEP government by organizing a 50 company food strike until the government allowed companies to go into workable conditions with a higher than 10% import tax
FOUNDED CSIS and was Director of CSIS for four months
FOUND all the money that eCanadians owe to Canada through loans which, the former Minister of Finance of Canada (in the CEP administration) lost track of here:
http://ecanada.forumotion.com/ecanadian-congress-f19/all-loans-ever-made-by-canada-t3240.htm
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yay..
Dean you don't seem to mention in your thing here that all your charges against me were dismissed with prejudice(even though I refused to be a part of the case. IE there was no defendant and you STILL lost)
So are we to understand that people should vote for you because you are capable of dropping a big load of fail whenever you try to do something?
Tsk tsk, no vote for lack of self respect...
But ESPECIALLY no subscribe, which leaves your paper with about 1000 less subscribers than mine... hmmmm.... bonus fail?
really now dean22 ...
You've got 2 days to get France out of PEACE. Do that and you've got my vote, plus at least 80 others.
Hey buddy that "roundhouse kicked" stuff is Octavian_F copywrite material. I know you suck at being creative (we've all seen that with your pathetic attempts to change our economy, and your blatant, and outright false accusations at my "profiteering attempts"), but try to use that half-brain of yours for once k?
Also, I thought that I was arrogant until I met you. The problem is that you're not only arrogant but you're also quite stupid. Tip: if you're gonna be arrogant, try to have a reason too.
AND, I also used to think you were a financial genius... I guess I didn't know you to well. I based my opinion on that one tax reform you proposed that time, which ended up failing. I know better now.
Because of the fact that you insulted me in congress (hence I could not resist and owned your ass), you got me suspended from congress. Remember that.
So why don't you go steal some more weapons from the CAF and go flee to Russia again. Cause we dun have room for incompetent fools anymore.
P.S. And when I takeover the government (don't ask how, its a surprise), there will be no more fools like you stopping me from changing Canada into an economic and military empire & superpower.
P.P.S Oh and why don't you also tell your readers how I fully explained my reasoning behind my oil tax plan AND that it was equal to my grain tax plan, from which I have no company to profit which. I was OK if either one passed. You know that I'll bring this issue up later so you've decided to start early and call me corrupt eh? Well my friend, I never called you corrupt (except maybe in that statement with Russia), but I did (and still do) call you a dam fool. Cause thats exactly what you are.
Your move.
he seems to have reprinted this article
Hey Dean guess what?
Check mate.