Breaking News: Members have the same face!!!

Day 5,723, 02:05 Published in Canada Canada by screamingslave

Breaking news:

This just in from party HQ. All 69 sniper members appear to have the same face.

Who are these people really?

What does it mean?

Why are they so ugly?

Our correspondent Tricia Takanawa was sent to a recent party fund raiser and was shocked by the scene. Thankfully she was able to snap some images of leader Rylde and his followers and upload them to the cloud before being captured by the ragtag team of misanthropes.









Nobody has heard from Tricia since she was captured. We can only assume she will be taken to a re-education center for programming and desensitization leading to a lust for sniping. Its possible she will even be subjected to plastic surgery to also have this haunting face.

RIP Ms Takanawa you were once a valuable member of the news team but cannot be saved.

And now back to you for the weather Bill.