Argentina where is it? Part 2

Day 2,779, 14:46 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

1. Your not argentinian if you let random "playboy " like woman fly your airplane. No senor! You not eat the tes... of the bull U KILL. You dont say to the bull : hey bull today i am GOING TO SWORD U. MOTHERCOWWER.



Your not argentinian UNLESS you let her handel the takeoff.



Handel because she is model she takes that stick she gently pulls on that stick the plane he go bump de bump. Pull you say confidentially. Pull on the stick. The plane he go up. She pull and screams wee. The plane it goes up. Perfect takeoff Argentinia ay jay ha ja ja . Time for the Tequila!!!

Eat that bull. What you say about my muther bull what you say!

2. your not argentinian if you dont vow to keel the creator of google translate for not having argentinian as translation choice.

3. Your not argentinian if you have a hitlist and BULLS is not on that hitlist. U dont look the bull in the eye.



U dont say to the bull. you killed my father BULL this is personal now.



And your herd trampled my UNCLE. WE REMEMBERED BULL. we never forgot what your herd did. oh the police say it was only accident. we knew you planned it bull. You provided the pics and steaked out my uncle.

Took notes about what paths he walked on. Send scouts on that faithful day that casually strolled behind him





4. Your not Argentinian if your computer survive an epic Argentinian battle.



and you dont take it back to the shoppi and claim the warranty .

"It just died amigo. And one of the pieces taht shot out of me nearly keeled me. You can be glad Im such a calm man "



5. Your not argentinian if in 2001 you or one of your family members was not considered for the post of country president.

6. Your not argentinian if you or a family member did not know this bar bouncer back in the day



What is enuff francis. Why u always say u had enuff.

7. Your not argentinian if you have a problem with sending pregnant woman to antartica to claim part of it.

' How can you say antartica is not province of argentina mericans have you not met Pablo the first person born in antartica. '

and finally your not argentinian man if you have not devoted a few years of your life to completely ruin the life of atleast one woman



'An argentinian man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now".'
Ronnie Barker (1929-2005)


'Two Argentinian women are at a Buenos Aeres restaurant. One of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is just terrible." The other one says, "Yeah I know. And such small portions."


'She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.'
Bob Hope (1903-2003)


'Where there's a will – there's a relative!'
Ricky Gervais (June 25 1961-)


'A big girl came up to me after a show and said, "I think you’re fatist." I said, "No, no. I think you’re fattest."'
Jimmy Carr (September 15 1972-)


'My Dad used to say "always fight fire with fire", which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.'
Harry Hill (October 1 1964-)


'A class system is something you use to discriminate against someone who looks like you.'
Reginald D Hunter (March 26 1969-)


Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. Johnny Carson (1925-2005)

I met a beautiful girl last night, but she was rather thin. I mean this is a skinny girl. You never saw anybody so thin. She turned sideways you didn’t see her. I took her to a restaurant and the maître ‘d said to me, ‘Can I check your umbrella?’Mel Brooks (June 28 1926-)

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.' - Sid Caesar (1922-2014)

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' - Marcus Brigstocke (8 May 1973 -)

ok everyone except marradonna jeez..

If Adam and Eve can’t make it work in Paradise, how am I going to make it work in Lewisham?” - Sara Pascoe (May 22, 1981 -)

"I don't want any publicity – you get too many begging letters. If they're anything like the ones I send out I don't want to know!"
Tony Hancock (1924-196😎


'I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.'
Spike Milligan (1918-2002)


'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'
Tommy Cooper


'I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really sh-tty body.'
Louis CK (1967-)




The wife’s mother sai😛 ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’
I sai😛 ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’
Les Dawson (1931-1993)


'How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?'
Steven Wright (December 6 1955-)


'First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.'
Steve Martin (August 14 1945-)


'You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.'
George Burns (1896-1996)


Domingo de santa clara - cool video

Desire not the one by Deepak Chopra and Demi Moore

Ciel Ouvert

Desire this time by deepak chopra and demi moore

This can be translated as the Prayer

it is from a famous poet that died. The first pics is a natural phenomenon where during rain flowers will shoot up in a basically arid area of the land.

Here is an english translation. It changes some of the words but the guy said he had to set the original to music therefore mixed it up a bit.

Keep me close to all that’s humble
Keep me in Your holy shade
Grant that every earthly pursuit and fear
finally disappear and fade

I have been down countless side-roads
Lost my way for lack of light
You have always come to fetch me again
Make this, Lord, my final flight.

Every day is just a daydream
Every room a rental stall
Every earthly dream of riches and fame
Just a shadow ‘gainst the wall

What I am is grace and gravel
What I have is borrowed light
I am thirsting for Your waters of rest
Lord, oh lead me there tonight