Algaroth for congress
Day 1,157, 03:19
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by Algaroth
Running for congress in Norrland & Sameland. Why up there? Because of my crippling fear of the zombie apocalypse. I figure that there are less people up here so there will be less zombies. Also, zombies are clumsy and will probably freeze in the cold while I sip hot chocolate (mixed with booze).
I need to use this picture more often.
Here is a link to an old manifesto I wrote. Most of it is probably out of date and I'm not running for president anymore but it might get some of you nostalgic.
EDIT: I don't think the stuff about Misho's moustasche is out of date...
EDIT 2: Foamrockets Rule!
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Zombie apocalypse? You should fear the Balkanbot apocalypse!
Do not dismiss the zombie threat!
I'm close shaved now and smooth like a baby butt.
(Also in my cute face nowadays.)
Easy now, boys. We all know that the Balkan-zombie-bots are the worse.
Misho: Well, I'm not smooth anywhere.
HrBjorn: Oh so now they're zombie-bots? Don't be ridiculous!
Servian-bots are cool
Good luck!
Wtf, this shit aint about foamrockets. Unsubscribed!
Fixed!
Re-subscribed
Norrland is usually a very active region nowdays. So you might wanna check up on that a bit later on, since we expect to get some multi-supported company from eastern europe 😉
Multi-zombies you say? Don't worry. They can tell it to my shotgun.