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Hello and allow The Notorious Businessman to introduce himself, I am the one and only The Notorious Businessman.

You may have heard of The Notorious Businessman from countless articles of him on the TIME Magazine or National Geographic where he explains his Notorious lifestyle.

Introduction is over.


The Notorious Businessman is going to be a completely honest with you, the Japanese people. He is not please with what he sea. The Notorious Businessman has worked his Notorious self around this game and understood it in less than 5 very notorious seconds. And during his look at the maps, he noticed some very disturbing news. The country he has chosen to plant his glorious name and spread his glorious seed in is occupied.

Upon finding this filth on the worldmap, he lowered his head and applied so much power into the palm of his Gloriously Notorious Business hand and with the combined power of Zeus and Allah rushes it to his Gloriously Notorious Business forehead.

After undergoing surgery for his previous action, The Notorious Business returned to this game hoping that what he saw earlier was just a part of his silly Notorious imagination. But sadly it wasn't and The Notorious Businessman for the first time in his illustrious life dropped 1 tear. That 1 tear was sooo Notorious that it contained the power to flood his entire region and it would have been your fault, Japan of eRepublik.

You see, The Notorious Businessman is a huge fan of the Empire of Japan. He had one day wished to copy the actions done by Japan during World War the Second...all of them........... in order to increase the prestige of his Notorious Business. But alas, he finds this Japan and he is suddenly struck with a Notorious epiphany that YOU are all pathetic.

Now now, you may be very surprised to hear such words come directed towards you all. You may not be used to it and that is what The Notorious Businessman is here for. The Notorious Businessman does not wish to catapult these insulting words at you Japanese like he catapults his expired meat at minorities. He had wished to say nothing but good things to all but the fact is he can not. You are all glorious failures and The Notorious Businessman is nothing but honest when he say this. Look at this country.

Only 4 articles in the media
Occupied like some filthy FILTHY Aborigin....rats
And not for some reason after reading this message from some scrub who is apparently the president of this country name Geezus, he keeps getting the red notification. Who the h3ll does this guy think he his, spamming The Notorious Businessman like that?

Listen all, The Notorious Business man does not wish to make enemies for you will all crumble beneath the sole of his Notorious Business boot in less than 5 minutes. The Notorious Businessman wishes to make friends so here is what we are going to do. The Notorious Businessman will give you all to May the 5th to fix this god forsaken mess you call a country. If that day comes and the country is still in this state, you all will be getting some bad news in a form of an article. A bad news article delivered by yours truly, The Notorious Businessman.

To end this Notorious bullshit of an article, The Notorious Business wishes to work with you pathetic Japanese wannabes in helping restore this glorious country to its Notorious days. There is no refusing his aid for it will come to you like a very built black male in a dark alley. And you all are going to like it...oooh you're going like it.

That is all.

-Japan's one and only Notorious Businessman signing out-