Join the new world

One would certainly consider the most recent article by the distinguished American military writer Aeros to be a very reminiscent moment of when the eUK finally joined the PEACE Global Community, after months of maltreatment and effective ignominy of the eUnited States. Our media was bombarded by regiments of American Media Warlords; a couple of American spies even got elected into Congress. It was an incredibly interesting time in British politics, especially with the expansion of the empire into pretty much most of Northern America. Good times, eh?

It’s quite ironic then that we should once again be subject to an unnecessarily article from our dear estranged cousins and witness another thin-witted statement demonstrating the clear ignorance that Americans hold for anything beyond their borders – an attempt to claim that Hungary, Serbia and Russian have both the same cultures, and that Hungary itself was a Slavic nation. I think not. Why then should we be targeted yet again after outlasting and repelling the EDEN and Irish invasion of our sovereign territory? Mainly due to the facts we’ve proven our militaristic capabilities yet again to Phoenix and demonstrated our indomitable fortress of London to EDEN.

We can thus take extreme pleasure in the fact that our place in the world is still one to be reckoned with; our increasing importance in the administration and influence of Phoenix is notable with the inclusion of Mr Woldy as the Deputy Secretary-General. The repetitive arguments of Aeros were mainly that Britain spoke English and so did a handful of EDEN countries. I shall leave you to judge that for yourselves.

Long live Britain and long live Phoenix!