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Dear WRP members (and anyone else who takes the time to read it),

Firstly, would like to say a big thank you to Aaron for giving me the job of Spokesperson in the WRP. He has given me free reign on the WRP bulletin and this could go down in eHistory as his biggest error of judgement as leader of WRP.

It has been awhile since there has been an infomercial from the Spokesperson of WRP so I will address this imbalance by spamming you constantly (only kidding). The silence has been largely down to nothing to report, announcements made by other members and in recent times the role has become a bit cursed. Aaron’s insistence on the ceremony taking place on Native American burial grounds is believed to be the root of the hex. The two current frontrunners for my demise are I rage quit the party or I simply vanish off the face of the planet but any other suggestions are welcome.

In this circular I will highlight who is doing what in the party, congress representation, WRP constitution, party conference and also what as members you can do. Meet the Team

Party President – Aaron Mark Daniels – I think this is the 4th time he has now been elected PP. His role is to steer the party in a direction based upon the constitution and opinions within the party. Honestly he just hides in dark corners of WRP HQ and jumps out on unsuspecting victims shouting “BANTER”.

Vice President – mwcerberus – An extra pair of hands to help Aaron run the party, looks after things when the PP is away, or takes charge if we ever discover that Aaron is responsible for the longest running April Fool’s joke that he has been King William the Great all along, just for bants.

Secretary General – Paulus G – Our admin guy, he tells the PP where he needs to be and what his motivation is. In reality Paulus G makes sure that Aaron doesn’t acquire the key to the WRP Banter cupboard and empty it.

Councillor – Nigel Farage – He is meant to be an advisory role in the running of the party but in recent times it has been in a mental health capacity. Aaron has terrible night terrors where David Cameron steals all his pocket money.

Spokesman – Colin Chipphilfer Brown – Communicating to party members as to what is going on, However I’m usually found in a chair with single malt in my hand rambling “It wasn’t like that in my day”.

Congress

Currently in the unofficial congress are Me, Alex Atem, Mitzuno, Nigel Farage, mwcerberus and Aaron Mark Daniels representing the WRP. It has pretty much been inactive since the wipe and the only notable success was the meme war which crashed the Congress PM, people’s computers and put a drain on the National Grid. Congress should become more proactive after the upcoming election now that we have 1 region back but it will be a much reduced Congress.

Constitution

The party has a mission statement and after perusing the document it seems morals to boot. It has come as a shock to a number of party members including myself who thought we were just a group of devil worshippers meeting down the local country pub once a week. A lot of hard work has gone in to the constitution so I big well done to all those involved and thanks to all those that voted and provided feedback. I can tell you I am 100% behind the “More Blackjack and Hookers” motion put forward. If you want to find out what WRP stands for please click on the link.

Party Conference

Although we will have the customary open bar there will be some serious business to be discussed. This will be an opportunity for all party members to voice their opinions on a variety of issues and help shape the composition of WRP. As the party is trying to ensure that communications where possible take place in-game I think the plan is to conduct the conference via a party PM. But not 100% sure, details will be provided nearer the time to party members.

What can you do?

At WRP we are always happy when people want to get involved but we don’t mind if you just want to join to make up numbers either. If you want to help out and become more involved in party activity then just PM me or one of the other members of the party who also think they are important and we will see what we can do. That’s all from me, hope you enjoyed the piece and if you aren’t a member of WRP and you like what we stand for then come and join us. Hopefully there will be more WRP newsletters in the coming month from me. You may have noticed there aren’t many images in the article this is due to me wanting to do it in the form of a newsletter and also the budget was blown on the opening image.

Keep working for a better tomorrow,

Colin Chipphilfer Brown
WRP Spokesperson