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The Federalist Press * Day 1529 * January 27, 2012

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Hello! Welcome to a rebirth! A re-imagining, if you will. Well, maybe not quite that grand. In any event, welcome to the return of the Official Paper of the Federalist Party, your one stop shop for the most up to date Federalist Party news.


Just another day at the office

The Feds have had quite a week. Congressional elections, forum catastrophes, staffing changes, and the upcoming Presidential race will feature.

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Anyone who has tried to log into our forums over the past day or so will have noticed that something very strange is going on. The short story is that it would appear that the original founder of the forum, who stopped playing more than a year ago, logged in on the 25th and deleted the forums.

We have a discussion about our forum future happening on a provisional forum at the moment, and if you want to get involved the forum address is the same - federalistparty.forumotion.com

Look for a FOP dispatch with information about our new forum in the next couple of days! While it’s NEVER convenient but this is an excellent chance to make a new start.

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Congressional elections have passed, and in the aftermath the Feds are sitting on nine congress members. More on them later.

This month marked the return of serious PTO protection. Ever infamous Pizza the Hut II and his loyal followers, having lost control of their party (the New Conservative Party), were all persona non grata this month. In a display of inter-party cooperation that has not been seen in quite some time, the Top 5 parties banded together to place either a candidate or a blocker in every region. This required some 290 bodies and the Feds, with enormous contributions from EZ Company, we able to totally fill in their own candidate roster, but they also provided blockers to three other parties. All told, the Feds supplied over 30% of all candidates and blockers and the eUS has been given another month of breathing room from known Serbian conspirators.

A special thank you to all of you who volunteered to block!! P/H

Congratulations to all of our Federalist Congress winners -

We.The.People - First Term
Malarky83 - First Term
Roper 70 - Third Term
Firo Prochainezo - Second Term
WintersFury1 - First Term
Civil Anarchy - Eleventh Term
Jon Konning - Fifth Term
Gnilraps - Fifth Term
Molly Emma - First Term

Many thanks to Talio Extremist for all of the work he put into this congressional season. There were many helpers, notably, Molly Emma, Angelini, and Cromstar, but the bulk of the work was performed by Mr. Extremist himself. Well done Talio.

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We have had a few staffing changes occur over the past week. In no particular order:

~With congressional elections over, Angelini has stepped back as Political Director, Assistant PD Talio Extremist (who is more than prepared for the duty) will step into her shoes.

~Mr. Booboo Kittybottoms has assumed the title of Director of R&R. He is in charge of both recruitment for the party as well as FOP (Federalist Outreach Program) dispatches. Things feel classier.

~ZeroRemorse has signed on as Deputy Director of R&R. He is assisting Mr. Booboo Kittybottoms in all duties related to recruitment, retention and outreach!

~Devin Kesten has been promoted to Executive Officer of EZ Company.

Congratulations everyone!!

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Looking forward, forum problems be damned, members can expect the Country President primary poll to open on schedule. Expect an FOP dispatch with info about when that occurs.

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Thank you for reading! Stay tuned for more of the most up to date info concerning the Federalist Party.

If YOU would like to contribute, please contact Party President Molly Emma with your submission.

In the meantime, check out these other party members’ newspapers!
16 Shells
FAMOUS
Vendetta Journal
B.M. Entertainment
The Nerd Machine
The Frontline News
Something something

If you would like your paper listed here, please contact Molly Emma with your link!

POSITIVELY FEDERALIST P/H!!