[MVP] MoFA Report
Croatian Foreign Office
English version below.
Dragi eHrvati i eHrvatice,
prije svega čestitamo svim novoizabranim vladama eSvijeta. Sastav Vlade eHrvatske za ovaj mandat je slijedeći:
Predsjednik: Hrcozgb
Premijer: berinni
Ministar vanjskih poslova: ObIiterate
Ministar obrane: Zdlemmy
Zamjenik ministra obrane: Dryblas
Ministar obrazovanja: Feynovac
Ministar financija: Gorki61_istra
Trebate li kontaktirati Vladu eHrvatske, slobodni ste javiti se ministru vanjskih poslova (MoFA), ili preko kanala ministarstva #hr-mvp na Rizonu.
O TWO savezu
Najvažnija pitanja proteklih tjedana o kojima treba diskutirati su znakovi napetosti koji dolaze iz TWO saveza. Mjesecima već postoji podjela između dvije frakcije unutar saveza. Prvu grupu predvode eŠpanjolska i ePoljska, drugu čine eSrbija i eSlovenija, a ostatak članica i njima prijateljski nastrojenih država stoje bliže jednoj od frakcija. Ova podjela povijesno gledano je beznačajna, ali u proteklim tjednima prerasla je u neku vrstu krize.
Propadanje je počelo izborom Cookies Crisp za mjesto SG-a u TWO savezu, te imenovanje Ice Killa za mjesto njegovog zamjenika (dSG), isto tako i njegove pobjede na izborima za predsjednika eSlovenije. Nije bila nikakva tajna da bi navedeni proCUA igrači u TWO HQ-u primjenili malo agresivniji pristup prema eŠpanjolskoj i njenim zahtjevima, te smo uskoro i mogli vidjeti sukob slovenske i španjolske vlade oko ePortugala. Ice Killa je podržao optužbe ePortugala protiv španjolske agresije, dok je eŠpanjolska tražila potporu saveznika protiv države koja nije članica saveza. Iz ovoga proizlazi apsurdna situacija gdje su se dvije članice saveza našle na različitim stranama na bojištu. Međutim portugalski otpor s vremenom je slomljen, sukladno tome se smirivao i obračun na diplomatskom polju.
Slijedeći incident ove sage uključuje španjolsku i poljsku obnovu NAP-a sa SAD-om. Vlada eSrbije nije bila sretna što nije informirana o obnovi te objavljuje članak gdje direktno osuđuje poteze poljske vlade. Bez obzira koju stranu podupirete pri ovom pitanju, članak i retorika vlade eSrbije bila je izazito nediplomatska i neprijateljski nastrojena, te nije bila ništa drugo nego izravni izazov na mjesto ePoljske u savezu sa eSrbijom.
Kriza nedavno dostiže vrhunac, kada je Cookies Crisp sazvao sastanak predsjednika TWO članica i održao glasovanje za izbacivanje eŠpanjolske iz saveza. Tvrdio je da su tri članice zatražile ovo glasovanje, iako su to dvije od tih država kasnije porekle. Bilo kako bilo, prijedlog je na kraju odbačen, eŠpanjolska i njeni saveznici kontriraju pokretanjem zahtjeva za smjenom vodstva saveza. Taj prijedlog je glasovanjem prihvaćen, te je Cookies Crisp smijenjen.
Nakon svrgavanja, Cookies počinje zlorabiti svoje privilegije kao SG i mjenja in-game nazive i opise država unutar saveza koje osobno ne voli, uključujući preimenovanje Poljske u korporaciju vodoinstalatera, šale na račun RL pitanja oko autonomije španjolske pokrajine ili grčke financijske situacije, te ostale pokušaje vrijeđanja i omalovažavanja saveznika.
Njegovo svrgavanje i novi predsjednički izbori u eSrbiji i eSloveniji označavaju smirivanje neprijateljstva između pogođenih zemalja, iako je srpski prijedlog MPP-a ePoljskoj dobio do sada nezabilježeno velik broj glasova protiv, a prema članku slovenske vlade, i oni bi mogli naići na poteškoće prilikom obnove MPP-a sa ePoljskom.
Nedavni događaju u TWO ukazuju da je nekada savez pun kohezije spao na status proslavljenog šarenila NAP dogovora, sa većom odanošću prema zemljama koje nisu članice saveza te koje često narušavaju odnose među zemljama koje su formalne članice. Moje osobno mišljenje je da savez neće moći dugo izdržati toliku štetu koja je počinjena protekli mjesec, ali svejedno biti ćemo spremni na sve moguće rasplete situacije.
O Indiji
Promjene u vojnom modulu otežale su okupaciju stranih regija na duže vremenske periode, što je ugrozilo našu poziciju na Indijskom potkontinentu. Sa dobrom koordinacijom i izvrsnim planiranjem našeg Ministarstva obrane, i znatnom podrškom naših saveznika, eHrvatska uspijeva osigurati posljednje regije u Indiji i vraća se u ofenzivu, zaobilazeći prednost koje okupirane zemlje dobivaju pomoću bonusa na odlućnost.
ePakistan je u redovitom kontaktu sa nama prilikom planiranja za napade na indijske regije, njihovi predstavnici su uvijek spremni na pomoć i suradnju, te odlučni u nastojanju da ne remete naše planove.
O budućnosti
Kako TWO savez počinje dosezati svoj kraj, zemlje eSvijeta suočiti će se sa novim izborima u kojem smjeru će htjeti nastaviti svoju igru. eHrvatska je ostala strpljiva od pada EDEN-a, znajući da niti TWO niti CoT ne može biti naš dom, i dan kada više neće biti prepreka u našim vanjskim poslovima je uskoro pred nama. S vremena na vrijeme naša vanjska politika mogla se činiti pomalo zbunjujućom, a razlog toga je što je eSvijet bio duboko zbunjujuć za većinu eHrvata od kraja EDEN-a, vidjeti saveznike s kojima smo proveli gotovo četiri godine zajedno da preko noći postaju naši neprijatelji bio je udarac koji je naravno proizveo poveću količinu ljutnje. Možemo sa sigurnošću reći kako su nas veze sa većinom EDEN zemalja spriječile da zaratimo međusobno tako brzo i opako kao što je to bio slučaj između CoT i TWO zemalja.
U ovim nesigurnim vremenima važno je ne isključiti bilo kakvu mogućnost bez da ju prethodno dobro ne proučimo. Vlada će i dalje nastaviti sastancima i redovnim razgovorima sa našim ključnim saveznicima te i dalje ostati otvorena na ponude od bilo kojeg potencijalnog saveznika u budućnosti.
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ObIiterate aka Arrlo
Greetings,
First and foremost we would like to extend our congratulations to all the new governments of the e-world. The Croatian government for this month is as follows:
President: Hrcozgb
Prime Minister: berinni
Minister of Foreign Affairs: ObIiterate
Minister of Defence: Zdlemmy
Vice Minister of Defence: Dryblas
Minister of Education: Feynovac
Governor: Gorki61_istra
If you need to contact the Croatian government, feel free to send a message to the MoFA, or come to our channel #hr-mvp on Rizon.
On TWO
The most important issues from the past few weeks that should be discussed are the signs of strain coming from within the TWO alliance. For months and months there had been a split between two blocs within the alliance, with Spain and Poland in one group, Serbia and Slovenia in the other, and the rest of the TWO and affiliated nations standing closer to one of these factions. This divide was historically insignificant, but in the past few weeks has turned into something of a crisis.
The deterioration began with the election of Cookies Crisp to the post of SG in TWO alliance, and the appointment of Ice Killa to the post of dSG, as well as his election as president of Slovenia. It was no secret that these two pro CUA players would take a more robust approach in TWO HQ towards Spain and their demands, and we soon saw a clash between the Slovenian and the Spanish government over Portugal. Ice Killa supported Portugal’s claims against Spanish aggression while Spain demanded the backing of the alliance against a non member. This gave rise to the absurd situation where two members of the alliance were facing one another in a war. However Portuguese resistance began to crumble, so the tension from this diplomatic standoff seemed to ease.
The next incident in the saga involved the renewal of Spain and Poland’s non aggression pact with the USA. The Serbian government was unhappy at not being informed of the renewal, and published an article lambasting the actions of the Polish government in particular. Whether you agree with the Serbian or the Spolish view on the matter, the articles and the rhetoric coming from the Serbian government was distinctly undiplomatic and unfriendly, and was nothing less than a direct challenge to Poland’s place in an alliance with Serbia.
The crisis reached boiling point more recently, when Cookies Crisp called for a meeting of TWO presidents to hold a vote on whether or not to kick Spain from the alliance. He claimed that three member states requested the vote be held, although two of these countries later denied this. In any event, the result of the vote was that the motion was rejected, and Spain and her allies turned the tables on the SG, calling for his impeachment. This motion passed, and Cookies Crisp was voted out.
Following his impeachment, Cookies began to abuse his privileges as SG, and altered the ingame names and titles of the countries he personally disliked, including renaming Poland to “Plumbers Incorporated”, updating Spain’s to a jibe at a real life issue of the autonomy of a Spanish region, changing Greece’s title to a joke at the expense of Greece’s real life financial situation, and other attempts to insult and belittle certain allies of Serbia.
His impeachment, and the election of new governments in Serbia and Slovenia have meant that hostility between the affected countries has begun to calm down, although Serbia’s MPP proposal to Poland received an unprecedented number of no votes, and according to an article released by the Slovenian government today, they might face difficulties renewing their MPP with Poland.
The recent events in TWO suggest that it has deteriorated from a cohesive alliance into a glorified patchwork of non aggression pacts, with loyalty to non members often trumping the relationships between member states. It is my personal opinion that the alliance cannot long survive the damage done during this month, although we will be prepared for any eventuality.
On India
The changes in the military module have made it more difficult to occupy foreign regions for extended periods of time, which jeopardised our position in the Indian subcontinent. With good coordination, excellent planning by our Ministers of Defence, and heavy support from our allies, Croatia managed to secure our last regions in India, and we have now gone back on the attack, circumventing the advantage that the determination bonus affords occupied countries.
Pakistan has been in regular contact with us about their designs on Indian regions, and their representatives are unfailingly helpful and cooperative, and keen not to encroach on Croatia’s plans.
On the future
As TWO begins to reach its end, the countries of the world will face new choices as to what direction they want to take. Croatia has remained patient ever since the fall of EDEN, knowing that neither TWO nor CoT could be a home for us, and the day where there is no such obstacle in our foreign affairs will soon be upon us. At times our policy may have seemed confused, and that is because the e-world was profoundly confusing for most eCroats after the fall of EDEN, and to see allies of four years turn overnight to our enemies was a blow which naturally produced no small amount of anger. That said we can safely say that bonds with most EDEN countries have prevented us from turning on each other as quickly and as viciously as the CoT and TWO nations did.
In these uncertain times it is important that we do not rule any option out without fully exploring them first. As such the government will continue to hold meetings and regular correspondence with our key allies, and we will remain open minded to offers from any potential partners in the future.
Your obedient MoFA
ObIiterate aka Arrlo
Comments
Pole o/
LTA
jadni hrvati samo pricaju o tudjim akcijama i reakcijama, kako je u indiji??? 😃
btw to ste pricali i pre mesec-dva a i jace i opet nista od toga nije bilo, ako se TWO i sad izvuce iz krize onda cete ga ispusiti za desetoricu xD
Thanks colour haze for translating. 🙂
I bolje je što čekate i ništa ne radite, manje su vam šanse da nešto pogriješite.
Video et taceo. 🙂
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🙂 o/
VICTORIA AUT MORS
Lol they left u behind because of damage and alliad your nemesis.
Yup...
great article,you are the best🙂
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Quality article, vote - of course o7
it's a nice article
however TWO started falling apart way before Cookies
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true, when HQ decided Rom/CUA are perfect allies... http://i.imgur.com/YvhS37V.png then don't criticized us..
you've really make some effort to make that ss look cool 🙂
that was his lame ragequit xDDD
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o7!!
Dryblas o7
is a butt
so, as i know, you dont understand croatian, but can understand slovenian gov article???
TRAITOR 😃
Arrlo got plenty of hiden skills, thats one of them. xD
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Neće se TWO raspasti - s vremena na vrijeme si dopuste izvikati se i dati si oduška na saveznike na koje su kivni ili si s druge strane dopuste opasno velik broj protivnika potpisivanju MPPa da se iščita mogućnost prestanka "iskrene" savezničke ljubavi, no na kraju i jedni idrugi (i treči) skrušeno povuku sve oštrije riječi, opravdavajući sve nesporazumima i progutaju sve netrpeljivosti u ime nastavka uživanja u zaleđini debele premoći ratne štete.
v, o/
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Holi ❤
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gl to all cabinet, for new term...
nice article, especially words about TWO
You mention Portugal but do not explain the reasons behind the Spanish attack (trying to cause CUA-TWO split), although the article is a good summation.
lol cryer
Voted o/
For the rest mainly the future, hope changes will be fort the best, and for most of us.
well done🙂
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Now *that* is a really good MoFA article. Some governments should take classes with you guys (:
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Greetings fellow MoFA 😃 Excellent report (/me makes notes)
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MoFA eIndia
Problem ostaje, dok god se ne slozi jaci savez (naravno neformalno), u kojem neke od danasnjih clanica TWO mogu profitirati, TWO ce opstajati. A stvaranje takvog saveza je prvenstveno na nasoj diplomaciji, a ne na cekanju da se sami raspadnu. Ne sumnjam da su Arrlo i ekipa toga svjesni.
Glas, naravno 🙂
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Arrlo reyiz \o/
good job Arrlo o7
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Excellent !!!
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Voted for greater justice.