[MoRR] Terms Of Surrender
pipo lolo
Greetings Brave Cypliots & Allies,
As the Minister of Religious Reformation of Cyprus, i have the cruel duty to answer to Hungarian request of NAP.
Our answer will be brief.
We accept your full surrender and not a NAP under the following terms.
1) You will give the first born virgin goat of every household to our forces.
2) Every member of the current Hungarian government will have to send to our CP a pm with the phrase "I Love Cyplus" written 1453 times.
3) Hungarian CP must donate 31cc to every Cypriot citizen from state money.
4) Hungary will pay a monthly rent of 50000cc for every region it possesses to Cyprus including core regions. This term has a 3 month duration and the continuance will be discussed between Cypriot High Council members some days before it ends.
This is a take it or leave it agreement.
Hungarian government has exactly 69 hours to formally answer starting from the publication time stamp of this article.
Be smart Hungarians.
Its this or.....
Comments
VotedForAllah
and Mohamad, his prophet
waiting for answer 😃
68 hours left ...
v
or spank?
Terms are here to tame them.... not give them pleasure!
Be smart Hungarians
64 hours left
OMG, you're gonna rape those innocent goats in front of us to deter us then we'll be the next ones? Until you do it only with goats that's not a problem but with us... That's a bit gay.
i can only imagine ur PMs if u were cp right now
hahaha
o7
Shit, we're running out of time 😃
shut up, you're destroyed as always
Only solution is TATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
I love Cyplus - Cyminus xD
read. this. 🙁