[DIO Nyx] Tough Love!

Day 2,263, 04:15 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by Nyx Lynx

First my salute to Andes Rulez MU for their huge contribution to ePakistan. They had a vision that sounded strange for most of them around the world at that time: Arg-Chile friendship. But some highly motivated individuals like Prickett Faco believed in it strongly and they were successful.

On behalf of ePak, I congratulate them o7.


Now local news: Update from hvuck off-ice
(Blunt in nature. Thanks Radenko for hv = f formula)

Airstrike - Yes we are preparing for Airstrike. Where? Not gonna tell in a public hvucking article. Now there are two things you can do.

1. Have a mundane Training war to keep zombies happy. Damage down the drain without much gain.
OR
2. Have a coordinated war that will be fun and also be strategic so as to build network with helpful countries.

First one is easy. Sign this Big MPP, sign that big MPP. Reminds me of dinosaurs; big growl, small brain.

STORY ABOUT WHY WE LOST OUR REGIONS

Once upon a time, not so long ago, we had regions in eIndia. We were pretty comfortable. Started gaining them in my term, continued very well in Arfan's term. Initially maintained in Mehmood's term. Lots of individuals contributed and took charge.

Why did we lose them? Some factors:

1. eIndia stocks up and hits. So its only a matter of time that they give that one hard blow over time that is formidable. If you had participated in previous wars you will know this. It is a common tactic that countries usually follow.

2. Some individuals like to prove themselves to the internet audience that they are great by destroying something that someone builds. They don't like the CP, so they have to bring him down in any way possible. Now this behaviour should be reprimanded and not encouraged.

Small pats in the back like, "Oh look, one individual could bring the whole country down" lol. Let me break it down for you and pray to universe that you somehow understand. Common sense did not work, let me try some math.

As I have said in the past, "Usually building something is much harder than destroying something."

Each of you here is a player that plays for a team. You as a player do damage. When you do it for your own team it is +1. When you do it for a rival team the rest of us here have to double the damage to counter that retarded behaviour. So it is -2, but wait, we have also lost your original damage that should have been on our side, so effectively it is -3. Now that is a multiplier. Multiply the damage you made by this constant -3 and that's the amount of loss you cause for the eCountry.

What should have been, +1 x (your damage) for your eNation becomes 3 x (your damage) for the rival eNation.

The amount of d0uchebaggery is directly proportional to your negative damage.

3. Anyone who knows geopolitics knows about the eBulgarian - eFyromian help eIndia gets.

4. Also added to that eSerbia was involved in their own war and was preoccupied elsewhere. So timing of allies was another factor.

There are also many other factors, but my article will be tl;dr

ext. UNITY BREAKERS

Take alliances as an example, people tried very hard to keep countries pleased, get bonuses, be diplomatic, etc. Takes a lot of work, coordination, co-operation and tact. But if you ever have been a cause for breaking up an alliance, you would know just how easily it can be broken.



1. Always start with an insinuation (strike the match),
2. Make groups and Spread rumours (add fuel to the fire),
3. Manipulate the attention seekers and they will do your job (burn the house down).

This is why, when I am on the side of building things, I hate people who strike that match. If you are doing this to an enemy country/enemy alliance then I would see the point. But doing cheap politics inside the same team is despicable.

Some think it is fun, they are being funny and trolling. You are not a troll. You are not funny. You are a dense rogue who doesn't understand the big picture. Sorry to break that news to you like that but hey you are an imbecile so you probably think it is a compliment, yay :/

WHEN NOT TO SIGN BIG MPPs FOR DUMMIES:

Before laughing at us saying we are inept and stupid for not signing big MPPs when preparing for an AS, take a look at this formula, cos the joke is on you mate.



The prep costs skyrocket, if you sign MPP with big countries. So the strategy my lovey-dovey-sugar-candy is that, we knock off all big MPPs (we had to wait for big MPPs to expire), get our AS fund ready, pick a proper timing, propose AS, then slap MPPs on the table like its hot.

Hope you learned something here. If you don't get it, put your credit cards to better use and hire an erep tutor who can teach you game mechanics.

Now you might say, "Oh but see Nyx Lynx! you could have told this nicely. Some of us are unaware of it." Guess what? David Smythe did tell you very nicely in the Congress thread. He always tells it nicely. That is his polite side. He doesn't like useless plans.

But some match-striker started his territorial melodrama, dragging his RL hatred issues in the lolgress thread against him. So instead of learning things there from David, the trouble starter remains a dull dunce with an appalling sense of humour.

MOVING FORWARD

How you can help?

Shutting TFU will be a great start : D Drop your sarcastic undertones, the backhanded compliments, the manipulative support, those time-threats (lolx lox hue hue). If you want to support and work together, then do it properly without all that political mumbo-jumbo. Stop acting magnanimous about it.

Going around saying, "I helped you when you were a noob, I taught you this, I taught you that, so you have to be obligated to me and be a slave". Please grow the hvuck up. This is a hvucking game. Even a person who has joined yesterday can surprise us with their talent.

Berserk:




I have worked with Mohammad Bilal (Berserk). His work is neat. He doesn't whine, crib or sulk. As CP, whenever I have asked him to help me out, he gets it done using his own brain without being a drama queen. That sort of integrity is his core, not something that some deluded "internet-game-mentor" teaches. FFS stop patronizing and taking credit for Mohammad Bilal's intrinsic nature. You don't own him and you didn't give birth to him. Wait, did you? Even then, parents have to respect their children's personal space.
How you can really help?

We can have a lot of fun by planning this AS campaign properly. It won't be an AS, it will be a bloody siege! We are constantly doing our homework on some viable target locations. What we need now is, internal organization. Can't be bothered with internal distractions. It gets tedious, wastes time and delays plans.

The question I need to ask you is, will you join us or hit against us? If you are going to hit against us, make deals with enemies etc, start tarded soap opera, please tell us beforehand, so we can make place to accommodate such emo issues. I'm always the "Once bitten, twice shy" kind. I need actions of positivity not words. Words I can write, look at this article, yeah vote it up 😃

The AS we do in the coming days, should be a smooth transition to the next term. Also meh this commercial nonsensical tournament is a distraction. If there was unity in the nation, we could have strategically rigged the outcome for optimal reward usage as a hvuck-you to the wigs. But ah well, greedy Plato knows that unity-breaking nutcases exist in all around the world.

My choice - Let us make this a HUGE campaign. The world should see it. The world should join us. David Smythe thinks like this and I concur. ePakistan is legacy. We have made erep history. And as a rule, HISTORY SHOULD BE REPEATED.

Honest love,

Nyx Lynx
(The Queen Empress ePakistan DIO)
LET US PREPARE FOR WARRR! DIO DIO DIO DIO More on it in my next article.