[BSP] Kemal Ergenekon for Congress BAAA!

Day 2,926, 12:54 Published in USA USA by Kemal Ergenekon

Link: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-bsp-kemal-ergenekon-for-congress-baaa--2566662/1/20








[BSP] Kemal Ergenekon for Congress BAAA!

My esteemed sheep brothers and sisters, I salute you with a heartfelt BAAAA!

This is my candidate article for being nominated by BSP for the congressional elections. With this article, I hope to prove to you why you should choose me, Kemal Ergenekon, as a congresssheep.

I am a devoted member of the core principles and tenets of BSP. BSP is strong. BSP is patriotic. BSP is the best at BS'ing. Without further ado, I will now explain why I chose to be a black sheep. BAAAAA!







Number 1: TAXES ARE TOO D**N HIGH!!!

The taxes in eUS are outrageous! We want to lower them to 0%. "Why?" you would ask. To this question I can only laugh and BAAAA!

Some people claim that taxes are necessary to keep a large reserve which we use to fund the government military and combat orders against others (mainly the latter). You can already see the problem, right?

Firstly, we should never fund a government military because they are Dirty Pfluffering Elitests Stealing Our Hard Earned Money. Nevermind that our core leadership was once part of the government military, and liberated infrastructure from the government. No sir. We won't give any money to them dirty elitests, which is basically what they steal from us taxpayers. And our liberation was not theft, it was reclamation of property from a corrupt government by PATRIOTS. BAAAAA!

Secondly, why should we contribute to the country's reserves? Yes, we do benefit from the maximum bonuses provided by eUS, and our country is stronger for its reserves, dealing punishment against enemies much larger than our country. However, that doesn't mean that we patriots need to chip in. We can get these benefits regardless of the will of the DIRTY POLITICAL ELITESTS. So, why pay for them? Nonsense, I say. We need to lower taxes to empower the patriots!! BAAAAA!!!







Number 2: WE ARE NOT THIEVES!!!

The Dirty Lying Elitests claim that we have stolen government property in the past. That's utter BS (Not Black Sheep)!!!

We didn't really steal anything. The government gave money to our leaders who were working for government military because they liked them. The money given by the government which was earmarked for infrastructure to supply government soldiers was, in reality, an unconditional investment into the player accounts of our leaders. So, they didn't have any obligation to return them to the government. They were right to walk away with infrastructure built by millions upon millions of taxpayer dollars. Because eUS IS THE COUNTRY OF THE FREE!!! BAAAA!!!!!

Also, how could it be theft when the government are the real thieves? What do taxes do? They take away MY HARD-EARNED MONEY. THAT WAS MY MONEY, THIEF!!! So all taxes collected are stolen money anyway. So liberating infrastructure from government military wasn't theft. It was anti-theft! We just got back what we deserve as PATRIOTS!! BAAAA!!







Number 3: WE ARE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PARTY IN HELPING USWP LOWER TAXES!!!

There have been two tax rate drops in the past years. In both of these USWP was the pivotal party which made the tax drop happen. However, it was us who helped them do it both times! We are the best at helping others lower taxes when it is the reasonable thing to do!! BAAAAAA!!!!







Number 4: WE ARE NOT SHEEP F***ERS!!!!

This is obvious. We are black SHEEP, not SHEEP F***ERS. We are the object, not the subject!!! LERN2GRAMMAR!!! BAAAA!!!!



CONCLUSION

As you can see, my brothers, I have dedicated my life to the ideals and values of BS Party. Now is the time to be a sheep! Please accept my candidacy, BAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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