Where Are They Now?

Day 2,437, 08:58 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ser Fartsalot


Dear UK,


This second report will focus on current whereabouts of members of criminal organization that wants to destroy our community.

And with that I invite you play some theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8RX0qOwvU


1. The illegitimate ex-CP BigAnt


Ever since he stole over 900,000 GBP and 1400 gold and bragged about it:


and later tried to justify it without returning it:


the illegitimate ex-CP was moving from one party to the other and has now applied for citizenship in eChina:



One of his last words were:
His criminal record will follow him wherever he goes. The diligent guys from Mi5 will contact e-Chinese authorities as soon as he gets accepted.


2. Ex-Prime Minister Don Dapper aka You may call me V and the future court jester for King Woldy I


Seems that everything that happened was too much for Dapper to process. He first rejoiced about money being stolen and said he would give his party over money any time:



and even said how it was all preplanned and eUK was playe😛


Then, he tried to spin it around and say that the money is taken for safe-keeping and the country is infested with "Terrorists", blacklisting an agent of this organization.

In the following days, Dapper was given an opportunity to cooperate with law enforcement agencies for the sake of national security. However, he rejected the offer and confirmed that he will continue to support the group with an aim of destroying eUK... Reason?

"The UK is a vile place for ages":


He further elaborates:



The agency is still in shock how someone who has so much displeasure playing this continues to do so with the sole purpose of making it miserable for everyone else. I wish all the best to Don Dapper as it seems this game could affect his health. Bless him.


3. Ex-member of the illegitimate Cabinet and multi camp leader ClairV0yance


Ever since the first report was published about the illegal activities of his criminal group, aimed at destroying eUK, ClairV0yance has stepped up his efforts and eventually lost his mind.


The first was an attempt to be an entrepreneur:


Then he offered other parties 65 votes in Congress elections:



After showing his gold count and few attempts to convince the UK public how he's here only to help, he lost it in one article, mainly focusing on his sexual fears (desires?):


ClairV0yance still persists that he is here only to help and show to UK he wishes all the best. It is not a new tactic for someone that's already being involved in PTO attempts in other countries. Don't expect him to admit anything like atohnhaketon and others have already done.

What's next for ClairV0yance? He says he might go to eSerbia, run for CP, then sell his account.


Translation: "he (BigAnt) won only because you imported 10 votes late in the evening
Clairvoyance: I'm going to Serbia
and I don't give a sh*t
I'll sell this account very soon anyway
and that's that"


The offer to buy CP medals for him and atohnhaketon if they leave eUK, ClairV0yance declined with the explanation that the an account with a CP medal in ePhilippines has no worth.

Currently ClairV0yance resides in UKRP. So all parties are asked to be extra careful about their numbers. Don't think you are secure and then suddenly drop before election day. Always deduct members from SfU from the total count.


4. Ex-member of the illegitimate Cabinet and the self-proclaimed leader of the House of Greater Serbia atohnhaketon


After a total meltdown in the first Mi5 article, threats issued to one of eSerbia's most prominent politicians with words that "he doesn't deserve to live" and how everything is photo-shopped, atohnhaketon quickly dropped his mask:


He then tried to cover up his tracks and point the blame to the person who've played him all along. By doing so, atohnhaketon intelligently admitted he is here to PTO and destroy genuine UK parties.

He later continued to express his concern about UK and its parties, offering his help on the feed. Lets rewind just before Party President elections to see what atohnhaketon really cares about:


Translation: "Well, I think we'll most probably vote for Ant in TUP again 🙂
To f*** them little more there 😃 and get Congress medals xD
If that fails and they win, our party is going to top 5 😃

- So only rugged-mannered, only foully 😃"


Anything more needs to be said about this creature? Funnily enough, no one would want to let the self-proclaimed leader of Greater Serbia... back to eSerbia. He's known as a swindler there.


5. The chief recruiter, multi trafficker and wannabe spokeperson Ludak021


In the last article, Ludak021 was exposed with his admissions of TO and multi trafficking. To directly quote him:

"Attacking Serbs is justified. Our ultimate goal is to TO. Maybe not today, tomorrow, maybe in a year, whatever, but they are right and we are pulling wool over their eyes."

His main issue was not the content of his group messages but the fact that they were released. He later tried to get them taken down by made-up eRepublik rules. His desperation became more evident after he published yet another article full of lies and supposed reports to administration:



So he claims he has no multis? Let's check another Ludak021's group message:


Translation: "also, if you need more people for Congress, I'm available. I don't need 5 gold, no worries 🙂 I also have a RL buddy who would come over to UK. He's not a big level, has 5-6 multi accounts which he manages on systems that he administers. I guarantee for him 100% (I'll kick him if he doesn't listen hahah multi accounts were mine 😛)

whoever is in charge here (I have an idea who is) if he's interested send me an in-game message. I write this publicly because I figure this is not a public group "mail" 😉"


Since then, his buddy became a UK citizen and his multi accounts applied for the citizenship. Ludak021 has been awarded by a recruiter position and is more and more active in the media trying to spin everything around. He could have a nice future in the trash recycling industry.


6. The masonic leader of SfU and an enigma Mrkalj Branko


There's not much to be said about Branko. His Serbian language is as bad as his English so half of the things he said our team of cryptographers could not decipher. He kind of reminds me of Sir Vladimir Putin, except he's not funny and wants to TO this country.

Mrkalj Branko's background is closely related to e-masonry. He tried establishing a prominent masonic party of eSerbia. Needlessly to say he failed, so he came to eUK with a similar idea. Right before the PP elections were over, SfU still had a masonic name with him as its "leader". After the group was exposed as PTOers, Branko was quick to contact me and try to explain me his "true reasons" why he's here:


Translation: "Well no ....see you miss poant and especially that I'm bully. I'm investror. as in RL as in in game.
If there is 50 of them they need help to save that house, because they can't save it alone, I will save it for them from other aggressors who want to steal that house, but I will ask in that house for favours, interest, or benefits together with them because I stay in the same house and under same roof and in the same shi* in order to recover their house and keep it safe. As I have invested in that house.

And with proof my damage in exposee you can see my work, effort and interest for UK
So I behave in compliance with their laws and adapt, safeguard, protect.
That what you don't see that I wish to protact UK and borders is your problem, buy glasses, take off blinds... because you are blind.
And there is nothing terrible in what I do, there's beauty which I safeguard and protect.
So our opinions differ again."

Translator from Mi5: WTF am I reading? The grammatical/spelling errors had to be deliberate.

After my remark that he's not wanted in UK and that he's forcing himself upon others, his reply was:


Translation: "Well cull...their problem."

The strange exchange continue:


Translation: "What will you do with the fact that Brits do not want you to do what you're doing...?

Mrkalj: We become their problem... they have to be aware they cannot ignore us, that we ourselves do not want to ignore them.
My position according to that is implementing into their system because we would create advantage over them and achieve our common interest.
So their problem is that they "*not a word* do not like us" and have no confidence.
There are few answers on such question, but because you like stinky socks?
Of course you don't... because they stink.
What would be your purpose ? where you get idea about TO UK? because someone of use, individuals expressed their position ?
Why all meaningless and unconditional attacks? or separation in general, when a lot of them came here for congress medal ?"

The Mi5 translator refused to work on any other of his statements.


There are many other interesting things that were omitted from this report due to its length but Mi5 will keep you informed about the latest activities of the criminal organization.


In the mean time, you can read confessions from hollenboer, ex-V PP, about the true horrors of Dapper's death camp as well as get informed about ATO efforts in this article.


Take care and stay together UK,

Ser Fartsalot